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Chess

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:49 pm
by TPFKA@W
Anyone on here play it? I know how the pieces move and that about sums it up. My ex was a competitive player and mopped the floor with me any time I tried to play with him so I quit.

I have started to get into it with the computer. Any advice on learning strategy?

Re: Chess

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:56 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
When you see you are about to lose, throw the board up in the air. :mrgreen:

Re: Chess

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:57 pm
by Gob
Never play against a pigeon.

Re: Chess

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:00 pm
by Guinevere
Use your left hand and alway chose red.

Re: Chess

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:10 pm
by TPFKA@W
Guinevere wrote:Use your left hand and alway chose red.
Was that directed at Gob? And did the topic is Chess not masturbation.

Re: Chess

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:11 pm
by TPFKA@W
oldr_n_wsr wrote:When you see you are about to lose, throw the board up in the air. :mrgreen:
It works for Monopoly too.

Re: Chess

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 9:20 pm
by Guinevere
TPFKA@W wrote:
Guinevere wrote:Use your left hand and alway chose red.
Was that directed at Gob? And did the topic is Chess not masturbation.
Nope, directed at you. Pretty simple tips for chess play, as you requested. :mrgreen:

Re: Chess

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:08 pm
by TPFKA@W
I think you have a checkered past Guin.

Re: Chess

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:13 pm
by Guinevere
When it comes to chess....

Re: Chess

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 10:39 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Here you go


Re: Chess

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:25 am
by TPFKA@W
After watching this I have the oddest urge for a slurpee.

Re: Chess

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:27 am
by MajGenl.Meade
:lol:

Re: Chess

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:32 am
by Long Run
TPFKA@W wrote:
I have started to get into it with the computer.
I've had many an unkind word with my computer too, but to no avail. However, you have a more effective manner of addressing such things so your computer may get in line.

Re: Chess

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:45 am
by TPFKA@W
Long Run wrote:
TPFKA@W wrote:
I have started to get into it with the computer.
I've had many an unkind word with my computer too, but to no avail. However, you have a more effective manner of addressing such things so your computer may get in line.
I have had to corporeally punish my computer a time or 2. I am a big fan of percussive maintenance.

Re: Chess

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:59 am
by No Greater Fool
Keeps the folks at the computer repair shop busy, I bet.

Re: Chess

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 1:28 am
by wesw
I used to play a bit.

I have a couple of friends that I started playing with when I was a kid.

we played regularly for many yrs

we kept playing, every once in a while, until just a few yrs ago.

Re: Chess

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:46 am
by MajGenl.Meade


An old platform, worth a revisit

Re: Chess

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:58 am
by BoSoxGal
oldr_n_wsr wrote:When you see you are about to lose, throw the board up in the air. :mrgreen:

That's a pricey reaction when one is playing on the computer. 8-)