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Man stabbed after pooping on Stockton homeowner's lawn
Sarah Heise, KCRA Published 9:22 am, Tuesday, April 5, 2016

STOCKTON, Calif. (KCRA) — A man was stabbed by a Stockton homeowner after pooping on another man's lawn, officers said.

Police received a report just before 7:40 p.m. Sunday of two people who had been stabbed at a home in the 2000 block of Superior Street.

When officers arrived, they found that a man had pooped on Lonale Shaw's lawn.

Shaw, 18, began chasing the man with a large knife and swinging it at him. The man fell and Shaw jumped on top of him, stabbing him in the head with the knife, Stockton police.

During the struggle, Shaw dropped the knife and the victim was able to pick it up and stab Shaw in the neck, according to officers.

Police arrested Shaw on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon, officials said.

MajGenl.Meade wrote:If you outlaw poops....

One of the men in our car was a railroad manager in his former life. He was interested in every facet of the journey and spent a lot of time gazing out through the slats and commenting upon the passing countryside, which in all truth took an awful long time to pass. He shouted up to the guards riding on top that things might go faster if we got off and walked—we could wait for the train up ahead. On a long downgrade, he stationed another prisoner at the rear of the car to observe the off-duty guards, sitting or sleeping as best they could on the flat wagon behind us. He took up a ball of horse dung and pushed it out between the slats.
Even at our speed, the passing wind would snatch the manure up and whisk it backward—the job of the chap at rear was to call out results, like an artillery spotter. “A bit low and to the left!” I wonder if any of those militiamen, struggling to sleep on their rattling platform, had any idea why horse turds kept whizzing past and into them at regular intervals. Our railroad manager kept us amused for a couple of hours with his target practise and his chatter about the southern transportation system. It was thanks to him that we knew the train had passed Gordon and was somewhere on its way to Millen when it fell off the tracks.