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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 4:44 pm
by TPFKA@W

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 4:54 pm
by Sue U
Do you have a subscription to Lawnmower Accident News or something?

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 5:02 pm
by TPFKA@W
Well, DUH, doesn't everyone who is anyone have that?

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:38 pm
by Long Run
How many times has a lawnmower beaten a pickup truck? This may change the odds.

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Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:54 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Deere, deere.

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 9:31 pm
by Lord Jim
"Tonight at 9PM Eastern Time, Anderson Cooper presents a new CNN Special Report:

"Lawn Mower Related Deaths- The New American Epidemic..."

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 9:46 pm
by TPFKA@W
Lord Jim wrote:"Tonight at 9PM Eastern Time, Anderson Cooper presents a new CNN Special Report:

"Lawn Mower Related Deaths- The New American Epidemic..."
"Victim's family in mowerning."

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:05 pm
by Long Run
I heard they were reeling.

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 12:04 am
by Joe Guy
There are a lot of stupid people without mulch experience using lawnmowers.

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 2:11 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Man decked by mower?

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 2:49 am
by Bicycle Bill
Since the driver of the lawn mower is the deceased victim, police announced that no charges would be filed.
Had the driver survived, however, he would have been penalized 15 yards for clipping.
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Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:06 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Bicycle Bill wrote:Since the driver of the lawn mower is the deceased victim, police announced that no charges would be filed.
Had the driver survived, however, he would have been penalized 15 yards for clipping.
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:lol: :lol:

Shorely shome mishtake? "... would have been penalized by clipping 15 yards"?

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:21 pm
by Long Run
This thread has gone to seed.

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:32 pm
by Scooter
The discussion is definitely in the weeds.

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:36 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Was he blade to rest?

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:50 pm
by Big RR
It depends whether they had to wait 2 or 4 cycles.

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 6:03 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
Stop pulling my cord.

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 6:13 pm
by Scooter
That was rather cutting.

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 6:14 pm
by Joe Guy
I think we should trim this down to 25 puns, mower less.

Re: Man dies, two injured when lawnmower pulling wheelchair

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2016 6:15 pm
by Scooter
Now you're just hedging.