Plan B Forum

Time to stir up the cauldron of literary creativity and see who can think of the best caption in honor of a jolly old monarch who has borne up so bravely in spite of it all and single-handedly brought back Corgis from the brink of extinction:



Looks like she just found something Mick Jagger left. Doesn't she?


Entries close Friday and you can enter more than once. Puns are discouraged. (Raythom and MajGenl. I'm looking at you)


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Elton John has really let himself go.

"We are amused whenever the dormouse is dipped in the tea-pot"

"Now I can use whatever rest room I choose."

"My doctor just informed me that I'm likely to out-live Charles..."

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

"If Trump gets voted in, they'll be asking to have me back!"

It's a vibrator, of course. How else do you imagine I keep smiling throughout those interminable walkabouts?

"Thanks for the toke. I couldn't imagine having to be sober through another lunch with Camilla."

Oh, my, my, you cheeky little bastard. Go shit in yours and pull it over you ears.

"My husband should call one of the little tramps he fucked throughout our marriage now that he needs someone to change his diaper."

It's good to be the Queen.

Old Yeller