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Sandgropers, Cabbage Patchers and Gum Suckers

We ‘Sandgropers’, or Western Australians, once used the term ‘Wise Men from the East’ in reference to visitors from the other side – especially the ones who enjoyed telling us how we could improve.

The names for Victorians have a bit of a sting to them: Victoria was called the Cabbage Patch because of its small size, hence ‘Cabbage Patchers’ hailed from the garden state. 'Gum Sucker’ was formerly applied to all colonials for their pastime of sucking the sweet gum from some species of wattle. How it came to refer solely to Victorians is a mystery.

Tasmanians, too, suffered prejudice, and ‘Taswegian’ was once used almost derisively to describe the mob who in kinder moments were called ‘Apple Islanders’. Those Taswegians were once also known as ‘Barracoutas’, after the creature that supported fishing families and was a staple during the starvation years. The name is rarely heard now, and the ’couta, too, have almost vanished.

‘Crow-eaters’ for South Australians is still commonly used, and refers to the magpie on the coat of arms.

‘Top Enders’ for those from the Northern Territory is heard occasionally. ‘Banana Benders’, referring to those from Queensland, is simply not heard enough.

‘Actarians’, for residents of the Australian Capital Territory, was popular for a while but is rarely heard now. The same can be said for the alternative moniker, ‘Roundabout-abouters’.