Vagina bagels

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Scooter
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A friend of mine posted this on Facebook, expressing happiness at having received this gift of "rainbow bagels" from a neighbour. I got a distinctly different image in my head.

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I don't think those look more like va-J-Js than regular bagels.

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I don't know if cream cheese will help or not.

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Susie cream cheese?
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like I know Susie
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Back from Yonkers
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She wears long tresses
and nice tight dresses
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Out in public
how she can yawn
in a parlor you would think
the war was on.

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Long Run wrote:I don't know if cream cheese will help or not.
Oh, that would be the Pap smear.
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RayThom wrote:
Long Run wrote:I don't know if cream cheese will help or not.
Oh, that would be the Pap smear.
Either that or soixante-Neuf(châtel).  Either way, you know you'd eat it.
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:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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