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Vagina bagels
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:29 pm
by Scooter
A friend of mine posted this on Facebook, expressing happiness at having received this gift of "rainbow bagels" from a neighbour. I got a distinctly different image in my head.
What do you think?
Re: Vagina bagels
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 5:50 pm
by rubato
I don't think those look more like va-J-Js than regular bagels.
Welcome!
Are you sure it's safe?
It's ok, the doctor gave me something for it:
yrs,
rubato
Re: Vagina bagels
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:13 pm
by Long Run
I don't know if cream cheese will help or not.
Re: Vagina bagels
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:45 pm
by rubato
Susie cream cheese?
If You Knew Susie
like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl!
There's none so classy
as this fair lassie
Oh! Oh!
Holy Moses! What a chassis!
We went riding
she didn't balk
Back from Yonkers
I'm the one that had to walk!
If You Knew Susie
like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl!
She wears long tresses
and nice tight dresses
Oh! Oh!
What a future she posesses.
Out in public
how she can yawn
in a parlor you would think
the war was on.
If You Knew Susie
like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl!
Vagina Bagels
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 6:47 pm
by RayThom
Long Run wrote:I don't know if cream cheese will help or not.
Oh, that would be the Pap smear.
Re: Vagina Bagels
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:17 pm
by Bicycle Bill
RayThom wrote:Long Run wrote:I don't know if cream cheese will help or not.
Oh, that would be the Pap smear.
Either that or
soixante-Neuf(châtel). Either way, you know you'd eat it.
-"BB"-
Re: Vagina bagels
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2016 8:21 pm
by Guinevere
Re: Vagina bagels
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2016 3:54 pm
by rubato
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