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For the ladies only
Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2017 4:56 am
by Bicycle Bill
How would you like to get through your next menstrual period without the need of pads, tampons, or pantyliners?
Now you can.
Just glue it shut.
-"BB"-
Re: For the ladies only
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:36 pm
by Guinevere
Re: For the ladies only
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 7:35 pm
by BoSoxGal
Toxic shock syndrome, anyone?!
For The Ladies
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 11:30 pm
by RayThom
This has me singing Elvis Presley's big '60s hit:
You can shake an apple off an apple tree
Shake-a, shake- sugar,
But you'll never shake me
Uh-uh-uh
No-sir-ee, uh, uh
I'm gonna stick like glue,
Stick because I'm
Stuck in you...
Re: For the ladies only
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:08 am
by Bicycle Bill
Just thinking .... if it can keep stuff in, maybe it can also keep stuff out.
Perhaps they should try cross-marketing it as a form of birth control.
(eta.... ladies, before you get together with your torches to hunt me down and string me up by my testes,
please understand that this is an attempt at humor and is in no way a serious suggestion)
-"BB"-
Re: For the ladies only
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 2:17 am
by Joe Guy
Could be a problem if you get it confused with the KY in a moment of passion...
Re: For the ladies only
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 9:24 pm
by Big RR
Snopes doesn't buy it
http://www.snopes.com/mensez/
I don't buy Snopes' argument that patents don't have to work, but it is true they do not have to be workable in the marketplace. Certainly one could seal the vagina to contain menstrual products, but it would not be feasible for many reasons, some of which are mentioned here.
The patent No is 9,539,077 to Daniel Dopps who apparently prosecuted it on his own, but it seems ridiculous to think this would ever come to market.
Next he'll make a baby glue to do away with diapers.
