A good bad review

[Gob]

There is only one thing worse than being served a terrible meal: being served a terrible meal by earnest waiters who have no idea just how awful the things they are doing to you are.



And so, to the flagship Michelin three-star restaurant of the George V Hotel in Paris, or the scene of the crime as I now like to call it. In terms of value for money and expectation Le Cinq supplied by far the worst restaurant experience I have endured in my 18 years in this job. This, it must be said, is an achievement of sorts.

It wasn’t meant to be so. Irritated by reader complaints about the cost of eating out I decided to visit a classic Parisian gastro-palace, as a reality check. I imagined it less as review, and more as an observational piece, full of moments of joy and bliss, of the sort only stupid amounts of cash can buy. We’d all have a good laugh at rich people and then return to business as usual, a little wiser. I chose Le Cinq, restaurant of Christian Le Squer, named chef of the year by his peers in 2016. I assumed it would be whimsical, and perhaps outrageous.

Never did I think the shamefully terrible cooking would slacken my jaw from the rest of my head.

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[oldr_n_wsr]

just how awful the things they are doing to you are.

What did the waiters do to you other than serve the food.
The chef is the person who did it to you.
Don't condemn the messenger.

[rubato]

If I had to go out in public looking like a gargoyle I might specialise in hatchet jobs too.



I expect god make him look like that as a warning.

yrs,
rubato