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Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:38 pm
by Scooter
Speaking of
unintended consequences:
The rise of electronic communication may soon affect your bottom line in restrooms.
A paperless world means consumers are no longer filling their recycling bins with the high-quality newspaper and printer paper necessary to make toilet paper.
The shortage has paper companies scrambling to find new paper supplies, according to a study published in Chemical and Engineering News.
Toilet paper needs pulp with long, strong fibres to be soft. Each time paper is recycled, the fibres become shorter and weaker, creating a scratchier tissue.
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 8:45 pm
by The Hen
Oh nose!
Personally, I am more worried about not having the water to flush in the future. I HATE composting toilets.
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:32 pm
by Andrew D
Maybe we'll see the long overdue return of the bidet ....
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:33 pm
by Gob
The decline of toilet paper? Another reason to keep small furry pets....
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:38 pm
by Andrew D
When I was at a boarding school, I was on the crapper, and a friend came in and hurled the only toilet paper out onto the deck (which was adjacent to the crapper). He wanted me to have to hobble out into public view, pants around my ankles, fetching the tissue.
He forgot only one thing.
I was wearing his socks.
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:40 pm
by Gob
My "tea up the nose moment" for this morning has been sorted...
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:55 pm
by Crackpot
They had some nice composting toilets in Canada Last time I was camping. They weren't half bad certainly a lot better than the usual pit toilets I'm used to.
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:04 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
Back to Sears and Roebuck.
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 5:55 pm
by Simpson5215
Here I sit smelling vapors
some dumb ass used all the paper!
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:54 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:14 pm
by Rick
This:
Not This:
Just remember...
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:47 pm
by Crackpot
Digging you're own latrine @w?
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:52 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
Digging you're own latrine @w?
I am going to take the cheap shot and mock you for your grammar mistake.
You can return the favor later.
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 7:53 pm
by Crackpot
already done
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 8:32 pm
by Scooter
keld feldspar wrote:Not This:
Just remember...
"Leaves of three, let it be."
Drilled into our heads on every camping trip.
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:17 pm
by Gob
Never light a fag when you're sat on a pit toilet, and never ever drop the match into the pit below you.
Methane.
Nuff said?
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:28 pm
by kristina
can we assume you speak from experience...?
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:00 pm
by Gob
Oh yes...
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:05 pm
by The Hen
[Nelson from the Simpson's mode] HA Ha. [/Nelson from the Simpson's mode]
Re: Texting too much to give (or take) a crap
Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:24 pm
by Gob
You could smell burned pubes for miles...
