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Step 1 Buy a turkey
Step 2 Have a glass of wine
Step 3 Stuff turkey
Step 4 Have a glass of wine
Step 5 Put turkey in oven
Step 6 Relax, and have another few glasses of wine
Step 7 Turk the bastey
Step 8 Wine of glass another get
Step 9 Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10 Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11 Bake the wine for four hours
Step 12 Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13 Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 14 Turk the carvey
Step 15 Get yourself another wottle of bine
Step 16 Tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey
Step 17 Say grace, throw up, and pass out
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