Plan B Forum

How to Cook a Turkey
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Step 1   Buy a turkey
Step 2   Have a glass of wine
Step 3   Stuff turkey
Step 4   Have a glass of wine
Step 5   Put turkey in oven
Step 6   Relax, and have another few glasses of wine
Step 7   Turk the bastey
Step 8   Wine of glass another get
Step 9   Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10   Glass yourself another pour of wine
Step 11   Bake the wine for four hours
Step 12   Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13   Floor the turkey up off the pick
Step 14   Turk the carvey
Step 15   Get yourself another wottle of bine
Step 16   Tet the sable, and pour yourself another glass of turkey
Step 17   Say grace, throw up, and pass out

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