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You should drink more often. This side of you is so much more attractive than the studied pose you struggle to put on.
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I don t do anonymous, bitch.

I will face it like a man.

discretion, bitch, is sometimes the wisest course, and I seldom use it, but for the child, and my family, discretion seems the wisest course.

first I will try reason and the light of the sun to accomplish my goal.

the chance of success is not something that I can determine.

it will depend on the bitches peers and housemates.

for me it will be risky.

then it will become more risky.

just shut the fuck up you piss drinking fuckface, lord knows that I have bigger fish to clean......

discretion.

oh fucking lord, I will shut the fuck up, just so that this bitch will follow suit.

sorry for fucking using you all as a sounding board.

fuck me, I ll deal with it and won t bother you fucks anymore....

....unless I holler for guin to bail my sorry ass out if I have to shoot a motherfucker.

hope not....

love, wes

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And while you do your best impression of Hamlet, that poor kid is trapped with a monster.
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studied.... :lol:

the only things that I have studied lately are carbeurators, electronics and fucking machining.

I gave up politics for lent, next year.....

oh, I have inadvertently studied hilarity.....

I believe that I am at doctoral levels of hilarity now, but I m waiting for confirmation from the society of brilliant humour and satirical excellence...

...fingers crossed!!!!!!!

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Wesw gets happy when he drinks. He gets gay too...

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dude...., I m doing fucking HAMLET!!!!!!?????

fuck yeah, I told you that I was fucking brilliant!

I can lip - fucking - sync Milli - fucking - vanilli too.....

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hey, I like pussy as much as the next guy, but at 3 am...., a mouth is a mouth, am I right?

:lol:

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Don't forget remaining intentionally deaf to the cries of a tortured child, you definitely earned your Ph.D in that today.
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wesw wrote:at 3 am...., a mouth is a mouth, am I right?
Ask your son if he prefers his wife's or your daughter's, or both at once.
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damn....

I m down to two puffs of mary jane ane about a quarter pint of some Polack vodka....

things are looking bleak, but perhaps I will pass out at just the moment of finish.....

sweet..... wait...., how do you spell denoument?

fuck me......., I ll look it up...., hold on....

denouement.

yeah..., sweet denouement......

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hey!!!!

what is this incest shit??????

I mean, I could spitroast a bitch with my son...., but a sandwich would just be too weird...

... that s like incest, and incest is wrong....

...I mean cousins are ok, but you just can t fuck your sister...., unless she is already a freaky bitch....

...you can t corrupt her, that wouls be wrong.....

and you gotta wear a rubber for that shit, and who wants to do that?

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Your mother undoubtedly wished your father had worn a rubber.
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fuckin joe....

just tell me......

first you laughed, then you cried.....

am I right?

... hold on..., I got that backwards.....

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damn!!!!!

all he has left is mammy jokes?????

I beat that bitch downto the quick, yo....

...all he got left is Mammy jokes....., damn.....

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....beat that bitch til the white meat show....., damn!!!!!

you got Knocked The Fuck Out!!!!!!!!!!

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I got me one more puff left, too....

good night styrene........

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wesw wrote:....beat that bitch til the white meat show....., damn!!!!
Is that what your wife's tricks yell as they watch her fuck you with a strap-on?
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fuckin' andy...., you d better fucking say something after I went thru all this truth and bullshit for you.....

I din t have to like it, and I know that you aren t here every fuckin' day, but I know that you will see this shit and I expect you to fuckin' say something....., I don t care if I like it...., I ll swallow it......

I have to go to bed now..., I am thoroughly pain relieved.

except that I m kinda getting a headache.....

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