What I am talking about it the proliferation of animatronic 'pets' — itsy-bitsy puppies, kittens, even baby owls (for the Potterheads among us, I guess?) currently being flogged as 'the ultimate companion — won't bite, scratch, piddle, poop, bark, whine, or need to be fed'. Just revel in the overwhelming 'cuteness' factor. Sort of like the dyed baby chicks and bunnies of the Easters from my childhood long past, huddling under a single naked light bulb in an aluminum reflector at the local five-and-dime store — and we all know how well THAT turned out for those little critters.
Secondly, if I see ONE MORE ITEM featuring the so-called "baby Yoda" on it — really ... on a crockpot????? — I am going to seriously lose my shit.
I predict you'll be able to pick up both of these items ... and countless other 'gotta-have-'em' gifts for Christmas 2020 ... at yard sales and thrift stores across the country by next Labor Day at the latest.

-"BB"-