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For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:08 pm
by Scooter
Try finding something here:

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Re: For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:20 pm
by Bicycle Bill
You queers sure must have a lot of money to piss away on shit like this.

And yeah — I said "queer".  Deal with it.

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Re: For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:39 pm
by Scooter
Why would you think they are intended for "queers", as you so charmingly put it?

Re: For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 1:21 am
by dales
And yeah — I said "queer". Deal with it.
I believe the more politically-correct term is "sodomite".

Re: For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 1:38 am
by Joe Guy
Scooter wrote:
Sat Feb 13, 2021 11:39 pm
Why would you think they are intended for "queers", as you so charmingly put it?
Because they all suck!

Re: For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 4:46 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Ah, pride. How beautiful a thing it is.

No, wait sorry. I meant repulsive, degenerate filth

Re: For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 10:43 am
by Gob
Damn, too late Scoot, bookmarked for next year.

Re: For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:45 pm
by BoSoxGal
MajGenl.Meade wrote:
Sun Feb 14, 2021 4:46 am
Ah, pride. How beautiful a thing it is.

No, wait sorry. I meant repulsive, degenerate filth
Jesus fucking Christ. Mother cocksucking Mary. What a fucking disgustingly poor excuse for a Christian. And you people wonder why your churches are either emptying, dying, or led by perverts who rape and destroy your children.

Re: For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2021 1:42 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
BoSoxGal wrote:
Sun Feb 14, 2021 12:45 pm
Jesus fucking Christ. Mother cocksucking Mary. What a fucking disgustingly poor excuse for a Christian. And you people wonder why your churches are either emptying, dying, or led by perverts who rape and destroy your children.
Curious. In your view, a church is either dying or led by perverts who rape and destroy children. I've not attended a successful church evidently.

Curious. Rejecting depictions of men's anuses with objects shoved in them = being a disgustingly poor excuses for a Christian? Where did you get that information?

I missed the articles of faith in which cheap depictions of men's arses stuffed with objects was something to be admired. I was not taught that admiring ceramic penises is an integral part of worship and praise. Obviously, there is a major disconnect in Christianity that leaves out the glorification of such objects.

Please do tell us all why it is that I am required to admire these puerile and perverse objects in order to have faith in Christ?

As an exercise, try doing it without the childish potty mouth. And a little rationality might help.

Re: For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 12:50 pm
by Scooter
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Re: For those who haven't yet found that perfect Valentine's Day gift

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2021 1:24 pm
by Gob
Complete with the grocer's apostrophe!