This emoji shit is getting out of hand
Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2021 1:21 pm
While I was out and about yesterday, I stopped at a competitor of Taco Bell's for a quickie lunch. The dining room was open, so I went in, placed my order, and took a seat. Once my food was ready, the counter person brought it out to me on a plastic tray, On the tray, of course, was a paper place mat. So far, so good.
However, the image on the place mat looked like this —

Other than the chain's logo in the lower left corner and the nowadays ubiquitous facebook/twitter/instagram icons in the lower right (because everybody and their per poodle has a smartphone and is on social media, right?), there was no other text. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Nuthin'.
So, naturally, I asked. According to the counter person, it's supposed to mean, "But first, we taco."
(although I did go online and check this out later. Apparently I'm not the only one who felt this was, at the least, confusing; one reddit poster suggested it meant 'you can finger my ass if you get me a taco.')
I'm sorry. I thought that's why we developed an alphabet — so we could form words, and we wouldn't have to try to read (and possibly misinterpret) hieroglyphics any more.

-"BB"-
However, the image on the place mat looked like this —

Other than the chain's logo in the lower left corner and the nowadays ubiquitous facebook/twitter/instagram icons in the lower right (because everybody and their per poodle has a smartphone and is on social media, right?), there was no other text. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Nuthin'.
So, naturally, I asked. According to the counter person, it's supposed to mean, "But first, we taco."
(although I did go online and check this out later. Apparently I'm not the only one who felt this was, at the least, confusing; one reddit poster suggested it meant 'you can finger my ass if you get me a taco.')
I'm sorry. I thought that's why we developed an alphabet — so we could form words, and we wouldn't have to try to read (and possibly misinterpret) hieroglyphics any more.

-"BB"-