The tale of the tape

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Gob
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The tale of the tape

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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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:lol:

Where the hell do you find this stuff?!?!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Oh wait, I forgot this:

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Sex-obsessed!!!!
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Who cars about the length of a cock.

Now a man who can lick his eyebrows is another matter.

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SisterMaryFellatio
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You forgot being able to breath thru his ears too!

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My God bigskygal!

That picture put a shiver up and down my spine and left me thinking that the worst had happened.

You have to be careful messing with our heads because we are not all capable of withstanding such shock.




By the way, isn’t that Donald Sutherland from the remake of The Invasion of the Pod People?

Come to think of it, the irony is a bit rich.
A sufficiently copious dose of bombast drenched in verbose writing is lethal to the truth.

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A little known fact.... The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

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Really? 7 in.? What about girth? I'm a fan of that too, ya know.

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Gob
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Circumference (girth,) is the vertical axis on the chart, Lo.

You know, I know how long mine is, but I've never measure it round.

Must get to that one day.
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Gob wrote:Circumference (girth,) is the vertical axis on the chart, Lo.

You know, I know how long mine is, but I've never measure it round.

Must get to that one day.
I had the sewing machine out last night doing some repairs, you should have wheeled it over.
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