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I have made a major life decision
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 2:30 pm
by Scooter
I have found my way back to Jesus and will be going straight.
If you believe this, you should check today's date.
Re: I have made a major life decision
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 3:57 pm
by Burning Petard
I am confused. The Jesus I know never talked about queer or straight. He gives grace to either and all. (But he did seem to have some uncomfortable things to say about marriage.) It took magnifier to check the fine print, but inspite of the date, I still hold to this post.
snailgate.
Re: I have made a major life decision
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:18 pm
by BoSoxGal
Oh yeah? Well I have come to realize what a fucking loser that Jesus guy was, with all that stupid useless empathy that destroys civilization.
I’m turning MAGAt!!
Re: I have made a major life decision
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2025 6:58 pm
by Burning Petard
Turn MAGA!? I'd turn Pastafarianist first. Why not? I already have the Loose Canon and it is easier reading than that Project 2025 thing the MAGA people keep denying. I think that means MAGA are actually secret Gnostics, with their secret knowledge.
snailgate.
Re: I have made a major life decision
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2025 2:50 am
by liberty
As a Christian, I'm supposed to be supportive. So why am I cynical?
Re: I have made a major life decision
Posted: Fri Apr 04, 2025 2:56 am
by Joe Guy
liberty wrote: ↑Fri Apr 04, 2025 2:50 am
As a Christian, I'm supposed to be supportive. So why am I cynical?
It's caused by a lack of focus.