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Whos watchin?

Can anyone tell me if John (empty plate, winemaker from SA) is deaf or had a stroke. Sean just thinks (feel free to twat him over this "hes a mong, retard or spacker") I think hes deaf.

Am quite enjoying it this season, don't normally tune in til later on when they have weeded the nob ends out. So i don't know if its the norm that they make them go back to basics. Which I am glad they have. FFS couldn't believe how many of them couldn't make mayo!! Its a basic sauce!!


Mustardmit, I would have no idea what the fuck to do with croc having never tasted or cooked with it.

The birds all seem a little to insipid at the mo and none of them are standing out as being anything more than average but am liking John for his balls and Alex cos i think he will do quite well. The boy has some imagination with his flavours.

Think I might be hooked by this series much to my hubby's annoyance.

He has a mild case of cerebral palsy. So I guess technically he is a spastic.

I think he is lovely though.

We certainly are watching the series so he had best get used to it because if it is still going come June, he will have to watch it then.

SisterMaryFellatio wrote:Whos watchin?


The birds all seem a little to insipid at the mo and none of them are standing out as being anything more than average

Oh I don't know, there's one tidy looking oriental piece..

but am liking John for his balls

YOu say that about all the boys...


Hatch is mooning over the surfer dude....

Think I might be hooked by this series much to my hubby's annoyance.

Four against one, when you get down here, poor sod doesn't have much chance.. (not that I imagine he did in any case...)

I can see why Hatch is "mooning" as you put it.

I expected better of you Gob....those women at the mo all seem like insipid cry babies!


Johns testicles are no concern of mine and as previously discussed an poetically put by my husband as he is a "spacker" they are probably wonky!

He shall hereby be known as Wonky Ball John!!


I shall have brainwashed Sean into "enjoying" it by the time we come visit you.

Gutted that Wonky Ball John and Alex didn't go thru!


So now i want the older Asian guy to win!

I was gutted as well. Though I really didn't think John would last too many of the time critical tests.

I haven't got a favourite anymore. I will wait and see who impresses in the next week or two.

Don't know who I'm rooting for, the only half decent bit of totty is out, and the guys are all knobs...

The biggest nob is that vile greasy piece of shite with the facial piercings who works in IT don't remember his name but he looks like the kiddie fiddler in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (used to scare the crap outta me when I was a kid) He needs a bath a good hair wash and to learn some manners....(fuck me i sound like my mother)he makes my skin crawl and he needs to be out next!!

Awww Gob c'mon you know the bird who dresses in the 50's gear from Brisvegas! Shes top tottie!!


Hen, I am not ashamed to admit i shed a tear when Wonky Ball John left.

I guess Hatch is well stoked her tottie went thru!

Do you mean the grease-ball goth, Mat Beyer?



Christ he is slimy.

But Danielle Dixon is quite a hottie. She may have me rooting for her in the end.

Given the poor choice left, maybe Arena may be able to do something interesting with a bone.

God Arena is soooooo NAFF.

You have officially NO taste in totty.

Well looking at the field can you spot anyone better?

Anyone who looks like they can cook more than a raw stick of celery.

Yes thems the ones Hen.

Missed the first 10 mins last night so how the hell did Alex get back in?


Hatch's Hottie did well last night and I am glad he won it. Huge fan of Mussels.

I am really crap with names (as you have prolly noticed) I might get them by the last week!


Arena's name alone suggets she can do more with a whisk than beat cream! The girls apart from Danielle don't look like they enjoy food. As the saying goes...... never trust a skinny chef!

Alex got back in as the airforce pilot guy got hauled back to active duty, bowed out with grace. Respect to him for that.

Matt Moran asked Alex the loser back, ...spit...

I shall ignore that comment on Alex....

I bar-b-q'd some cheeseburgers for dinner.

They had to cook the first dish they ever cooked or some such shite last night.

How I would've loved to be on there and present them with a pot noodle...

ROTFLMCO!!

It was actually; "Show us the dish which inspired you to cook."

I'd have taken them some of my mother's cooking. It's so utterly dreadful it woud inspire anyone eating it regularly to learn to cook for themselves.