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Period piece
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 5:39 am
by Gob
When women get their periods they just want to frolic. On the beach. Wearing white. They also like to breeze around their high-ceilinged, hardwood-floor apartments looking fresh-faced and confident. Sometimes a woman will like to poke fun at her naive (but good-looking) boyfriend and his complete lack of awareness of all things related to feminine hygiene products.
Other women just want to go dancing in spandex mini-skirts with their modelling girlfriends. After all, with today's "streamline technology" and "comfort engineering" there is just so much to celebrate. And, of course, only women aged between 18 and 26 menstruate.
These are the insights I've gained having watched more than two decades of advertisements on the subject.
http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/society-a ... -tu2s.html
Re: Period piece
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:04 am
by The Hen
You are describing me to a T
NOT 
Re: Period piece
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 8:36 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
me too......Men write those adverts!
Re: Period piece
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:01 am
by Crackpot
Interesting article. Makes me view "PissChrist" in a different light.
Re: Period piece
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 3:18 pm
by @meric@nwom@n
All I wanted was 800mg of Ibuprofen and the heating pad.
In 2008 I got the cure, a trans vaginal hysterectomy. Best thing I ever had done for myself.
Re: Period piece
Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:26 pm
by Joe Guy
@meric@nwom@n wrote:
In 2008 I got the cure, a trans vaginal hysterectomy. Best thing I ever had done for myself.
And for mankind... :twisted:
Re: Period piece
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:19 pm
by The Hen
I really ought to look at such steps myself @w. Although I did make a deal with myself that my uterus was never going to get the better of me when I first began my menstrual cycle.
Re: Period piece
Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 11:51 pm
by Sean
Everybody knows that lasses on the rag love nothing more than being dragged around on roller skates by their dog... or has TV lied to me AGAIN!
Re: Period piece
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 12:20 am
by @meric@nwom@n
The Hen wrote:I really ought to look at such steps myself @w. Although I did make a deal with myself that my uterus was never going to get the better of me when I first began my menstrual cycle.
Unfortunately our control in these matters are easily taken out of our hands by forces over which we have no control.
If your uterus is causing you to alter your lifestyle, out with it I say.
Re: Period piece
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 3:13 am
by Jammies
@meric@nwom@n wrote:The Hen wrote:I really ought to look at such steps myself @w. Although I did make a deal with myself that my uterus was never going to get the better of me when I first began my menstrual cycle.
Unfortunately our control in these matters are easily taken out of our hands by forces over which we have no control.
If your uterus is causing you to alter your lifestyle, out with it I say.
Hen, I made a similar vow, but after 25 years of losing one week per month to pain and sickness, I got the better of my uterus by having it removed. I won.
Re: Period piece
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 5:45 am
by dales
GOD chose to make me a man and for that I am eternally grateful! 
Re: Period piece
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:52 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
I am being reincarnated as a bloke with a really big nob.....being a girl sucks!
Re: Period piece
Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:54 am
by Gob
Only the best ones do....
Tale it from me, I'm a connoisseur.
Re: Period piece
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:52 am
by SisterMaryFellatio
Men are really quite stupid...they put their nobs in womens mouths's and at any time she could bite down.
When I am reincarnated as a man there will be no headjobs for me unless she takes her teeth out first....
Re: Period piece
Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:12 am
by Sean
Gob wrote:Only the best ones do....
Tale it from me, I'm a connoisseur.
Are you sure that connoisseur was the word you wanted to use there mate?
