Greatest B-Baller of All Time?
Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:12 pm
A recent public disagreement between Mr. S. Pippin and Mr. K.A. Jabbar (nee Lew Alcindor) over the relative skills and worth of one Mr. L. James of the Miami Heat brought to mind the question of, "Who was (is) the greatest basketball player of all time?"
In my view, there are three philosophical approaches to answering that question: (a) Who was (or is) the best player (i.e., best skills), (b) who was the most valuable? and (c) Who was the most dominant?
There are different arguments one could make for a lot of different players.
Wilt Chamberlain's statistics are overwhelming, and I don't think there is any question that he was the most dominant player who ever lived. His scoring and rebounding were head and shoulders over anyone else who ever played the game. He voluntarily gave up his points when he moved to L.A. (who already had Gerry West and Elgin Baylor), and he led the league in assists while leading that team to a championship they had no hope of winning without him. He led three different teams to championships and record-breaking seasons. He could have played and dominated longer, but got caught up in a pissing match between the ABA and the NBA. On the downside, his shooting percentage was marginal - less than 50% - and one wonders whether a coach today would allow him to shoot as much, at 45% efficiency, when his shots generally took him out of the picture for rebounding. Also, he was a terrible foul shooter and could not dribble the ball. For those who say it's not possible for a 7'2" human to have these skills, there are proofs apenty that it is possible: Jabbar, Nowitsky, etc. Was he the most dominant court presence in the history of the game? People paid to come and see him play, regardless of what team he played for - and he did play for the Globetrotters, by the way.
Parenthetically, can you downgrade him because he was simply bigger and stronger than everyone else around him? When he played there were only a couple seven-footers in the league; now there is one on almost every team. Does this detract from his place in the Pantheon?
Michael Jordan was one of a kind. He was one of only a couple players in league history could take the ball in a crucial situation, when everyone in the whole arena knew he was going to get it, and score pretty much at will. Within the rules, there was not a single defensive player who could stop him when he set his mind to scoring a basket. He led his teams (I would say, mediocre teams) to multiple championships over a long period of time, with a couple-year hiatus while he played professional baseball - badly. Who could vote against his being the most highly skilled person ever to play the game?
Bill Russell was, by consensus, the cornerstone of the most dominant sports dynasty of his era. His statistics were good but not overwhelming, but his defensive contribution was not amenable to statistical measurement. On the downside, his skills were marginal, and like it or not, nobody ever came to the arena to watch him personally play. People came to see the Celtics, and he was not even the biggest attraction on the Celtics (Cousy). The other players I'm listing could fill an arena if they were teamed up with four white guys named, "Darrin."
Kareem typified excellence for a long period of time. Did everything well. Led his teams to championships. Scored a ton of points and got a ton of rebounds. Further, he seems to have been an outstanding human being. Has to be on the list.
Shaq. Was the most valuable player in the league for more than a decade. He was so far-and-away more dominant than the turds who were winning the award (Steve Nash?) that the award became little more than a joke. Won with three different teams. Literally, the only people on the floor who could keep him under control were the refs. If they decided to call him close he would have to restrain himself and couldn't dominate the game, but if they would let the teams play it was "lights out," "game over." Like Wilt, one could say that based on his "skills," if he were a mere 6'8" he would have been one of the best players at the Downtown Y.
Magic? Larry? Kobe? Cousy? Oscar? LeBron? George Fucking Mikan? Great players all, but not in the same category. Jordan was the best; Wilt was the most dominant; Russell might have been the most valuable, but if you look closely, MJ wins this one as well. Scotty Pippin? Without MJ playing on his team nobody would even remember his name.
And of course, Wilt claimed to have fucked 10,000 different women in his fortunately-truncated life, and that's definitely worth some sort of an award.
Opinions?
In my view, there are three philosophical approaches to answering that question: (a) Who was (or is) the best player (i.e., best skills), (b) who was the most valuable? and (c) Who was the most dominant?
There are different arguments one could make for a lot of different players.
Wilt Chamberlain's statistics are overwhelming, and I don't think there is any question that he was the most dominant player who ever lived. His scoring and rebounding were head and shoulders over anyone else who ever played the game. He voluntarily gave up his points when he moved to L.A. (who already had Gerry West and Elgin Baylor), and he led the league in assists while leading that team to a championship they had no hope of winning without him. He led three different teams to championships and record-breaking seasons. He could have played and dominated longer, but got caught up in a pissing match between the ABA and the NBA. On the downside, his shooting percentage was marginal - less than 50% - and one wonders whether a coach today would allow him to shoot as much, at 45% efficiency, when his shots generally took him out of the picture for rebounding. Also, he was a terrible foul shooter and could not dribble the ball. For those who say it's not possible for a 7'2" human to have these skills, there are proofs apenty that it is possible: Jabbar, Nowitsky, etc. Was he the most dominant court presence in the history of the game? People paid to come and see him play, regardless of what team he played for - and he did play for the Globetrotters, by the way.
Parenthetically, can you downgrade him because he was simply bigger and stronger than everyone else around him? When he played there were only a couple seven-footers in the league; now there is one on almost every team. Does this detract from his place in the Pantheon?
Michael Jordan was one of a kind. He was one of only a couple players in league history could take the ball in a crucial situation, when everyone in the whole arena knew he was going to get it, and score pretty much at will. Within the rules, there was not a single defensive player who could stop him when he set his mind to scoring a basket. He led his teams (I would say, mediocre teams) to multiple championships over a long period of time, with a couple-year hiatus while he played professional baseball - badly. Who could vote against his being the most highly skilled person ever to play the game?
Bill Russell was, by consensus, the cornerstone of the most dominant sports dynasty of his era. His statistics were good but not overwhelming, but his defensive contribution was not amenable to statistical measurement. On the downside, his skills were marginal, and like it or not, nobody ever came to the arena to watch him personally play. People came to see the Celtics, and he was not even the biggest attraction on the Celtics (Cousy). The other players I'm listing could fill an arena if they were teamed up with four white guys named, "Darrin."
Kareem typified excellence for a long period of time. Did everything well. Led his teams to championships. Scored a ton of points and got a ton of rebounds. Further, he seems to have been an outstanding human being. Has to be on the list.
Shaq. Was the most valuable player in the league for more than a decade. He was so far-and-away more dominant than the turds who were winning the award (Steve Nash?) that the award became little more than a joke. Won with three different teams. Literally, the only people on the floor who could keep him under control were the refs. If they decided to call him close he would have to restrain himself and couldn't dominate the game, but if they would let the teams play it was "lights out," "game over." Like Wilt, one could say that based on his "skills," if he were a mere 6'8" he would have been one of the best players at the Downtown Y.
Magic? Larry? Kobe? Cousy? Oscar? LeBron? George Fucking Mikan? Great players all, but not in the same category. Jordan was the best; Wilt was the most dominant; Russell might have been the most valuable, but if you look closely, MJ wins this one as well. Scotty Pippin? Without MJ playing on his team nobody would even remember his name.
And of course, Wilt claimed to have fucked 10,000 different women in his fortunately-truncated life, and that's definitely worth some sort of an award.
Opinions?