Roll(y polly) model to her kids

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Obese model Susanne Eman is saying 'Supersize Me' for real - in her bid to become the fattest woman ever.

The 52-stone bombshell aims to reach a whopping 115 stone, or 1,600lbs, by guzzling at least 20,000 calories a day.

Susanne, 32, from Arizona, USA, hopes to pass the half way milestone of 57 stones by the end of the year.

The single mum-of-two believes she's already overtaken former biggest mum Donna Simpson, 43, from New Jersey, who weighs 50 stones.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT: SUSANNE'S DAILY DIET
Breakfast: 6 x eggs scrambled, cooked in butter 468 cals. 1/2 pound bacon 1,168 cals, 4 x potatoes as hash browns 672 cals, 6 x pieces toast with butter 600 cals, 32 ounce cream shake 1,160 cals. Snacking 1 x bag of animal cookies 1,950 cals, 2litre bottle of soft drink 800 cals, 1 x 10.5 ounce bag of barbecue flavour crisps 1,650 cals, 3 x ham and cheese sandwiches 1,576 cals.

Lunch: 3 x beef, bean and green chilli burritos with 1 x cup of sour cream 1,453 cals. Salad (1 head lettuce, 1 cup cherry tomatoes, 1 cup carrots, 1 cucumber, 1/2 cup ranch dressing, bacon bits, 1 cup crumbled cheese, 1 cup chicken 1,479 cals.
Dinner: 12 x filled tacos + 1 x cup sour cream 4,906 cals, 2litre bottle of soda 800 cals, Dessert 8 x scoops vanilla ice cream 2,080 cals, 1 x small pan of brownies 1,200 cals.
Total: 21,962 calories

And Susanne - who is creating a stir among fans of 'Super Size Big Beautiful Women' (SSBBWs) - plans to increase her calorie-intake to keep gaining.

‘I'd love to find out if it's humanly possible to reach a ton,’ she said. ‘A previous record holder was 1,600lbs (115 stone) , so I have to be at least that.

‘My next goal is to be 57 stone (800lbs) by the end of the year.

‘At my current rate of growth, I should be 115 stone by age 41 or 42.’

Susanne visits the supermarket once a month with sons Gabriel, 16, and Brendin, 12, and spends up to eight hours filling six trollies.

‘It's like a full day's work,’ said Susanne, who uses a motorised scooter, but astonishingly believes she can stay healthy.

She added: ‘The bigger I get, the better I feel. I feel more confident and sexy. Why shouldn't I push the limits and see how fat I can get and stay healthy?’

Susanne's bizarre mission began after she couldn't stop gaining weight naturally.

'Two years ago I hit 35 stone because I was losing my battle against weight gain,’ she said.

‘I noticed I actually started attracting more men, and it made me feel good.’

The unemployed mother - who cannot work because of her weight - claims she stays active by doing simple exercises and having regular health checks.

‘I go for a waddle and do stretches and exercises every day,’ she said. 'My muscles need to hold up to my weight, so I have to stay strong.

‘I take my blood pressure once a week, and every day, after I exercise, I take readings of my other vitals. I use a pulse oximeter to measure the concentration of oxygen in my blood stream.

‘And I take my blood sugar levels just like a diabetic. If either of the readings go above a certain level, I'll immediately contact my doctor for advice.

‘If I was to get sick, I've arranged for my sister to take care of my kids


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Fuck me...when did she last see her clout??

How the hell does she was she needs to go through a car wash!! The amount of chasms on her body would mean they never find the bottom of them to get clean.

Thats just foul!!

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Who pays for al the food this creature consumes?

I hope she's not on the dole.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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dales wrote:Who pays for al the food this creature consumes?

I hope she's not on the dole.
She is an unemployed mother of two.

Of course she is on welfare.
Bah!

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Wasn't this tried last year; by Donna Simpson? How big did this behemoth get, and is she dead yet?

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Fuck me...when did she last see her clout??
Or her feet. :shrug
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.

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Anyone seen the film, "Gilbert Grape"? Worth watching. Stars Lenny DeCaprio and some other face.

The Mom in the picture is comparable in size to this woman.

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What's Eating Gilbert Grape? - good film, indeed.

This woman is a disgusting waste of space and her children should be removed. What kind of example does she set for them? Why isn't it neglect and/or abuse that she forces them to enable her insanity?

You wonder who is washing between the disgusting folds of flesh this woman's mental illness has created? Who is cleaning her feet? Who is dressing her?

Look at those two poor boys! :evil:
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bigskygal wrote:[This woman is a disgusting waste of space
possibly, but personal fetishes and lifestyles are not legislatable in the US. ITs kinda why we are the US
and her children should be removed.
are they in danger? with small variance state to state, the requirements to remove children from the birth parents are pretty well set in stone. 'mom is way fat' is not one of them.
What kind of example does she set for them?
That she is free to do as she pleases in the framework of the law? from the photos the kids seem rather, healthy looking. There are far more parents that set way bad examples for kids, without being humongously obese - and you cannot remove them either.
Why isn't it neglect and/or abuse that she forces them to enable her insanity?
cuz it isnt? (and where is the concept of force entered?, I read that and her website and didnt see it)
You wonder who is washing between the disgusting folds of flesh this woman's mental illness has created?
bathing habits are also off the table. Can you actually publicly accuse her of a mental illness without her being diagnosed as such? THAT actually might be actionable. whaddya think?
Who is cleaning her feet? Who is dressing her?
ditto
Look at those two poor boys! :evil:
good thing we actually have laws and not whims eh?

IMO (and labelled as such), she is weird. Weird however, is not illegal.

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I doubt very much she would be evaluated by a mental health professional not come out diagnosed with some type of disorder.

And no, it's not actionable that I express that personal opinion here. :roll:

But you remind me why I'm barely posting here and will go back to not posting at all. Thanks! :ok
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Bugger BSG.

If you let the arseholes get to you, I will only be left with the freckles.

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You don't want to find this woman's website (hence no link). "Ugh" goes to near retching with a strong stomach.
Anyone seen the film, "Gilbert Grape"? Worth watching. Stars Lenny DeCaprio and some other face.

Yes, that other guy never did much with his good looks.

They had an episode of Rescue Me where the firemen have to figure out a way to remove a super obese women from about 6 stories up in a small apartment. That would be one of the comedy parts of the dramedy.

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It's a pretty safe bet you're not going to get morbidly obese shut ins to mobilize
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Of course you are right, Hen. Stupid that I even read the post at all, as I've happily ignored the idiot for months now using our handy 'foe' feature.

I was cranky today. Spent a length of time in the morning with a teenaged rape victim.
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Not nice.

I just picked up one on my caseload myself, a male one.
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Reviewing the tape:
posterx wrote:Im a prosecutor. I prosecute people every day
posterx wrote:Without indicating in word or spirit that this is my opinion, but rather factual prosecutor-gathered evidence, I state explicitly this woman is breaking laws and endangering children
And I'm the idiot?

We have had this discussion before about the level of discourse you are expected to maintain given your public eye status and the limitations thereby imposed.

You REALLY should listen to that and not people whose sole contribution to the planet is blogging.

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Gob;


The next time you're out wandering around the web and find something disgusting could you try NOT to bring it back and show us? At least make an effort.



Thank you.
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quaddriver wrote:
And I'm the idiot?

Yes.
Bah!

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The Hen wrote:
quaddriver wrote:
And I'm the idiot?
Yes.
In quad's world it is perfectly normal for a woman to have the goal of reaching the weight of 2000 lbs.

It's probably related to his Oedipus complex.

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