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Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:38 am
by Gob

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:45 am
by Sean
You may have mentioned it...

Let's hear those tales then. But be warned... if they make me start to fancy you I'll stop reading!

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:31 am
by loCAtek
I'm a dancer, how do you like me now? ;)

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:44 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?
Shorely some kind of malapropism?

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:13 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
loCAtek wrote:I'm a dancer, how do you like me now? ;)
With pole or without? :o

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:42 pm
by loCAtek
Yup, with Poles, Germans, etc. but mostly with Latinos ;)

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:08 am
by Jarlaxle
loCAtek wrote:I'm a dancer, how do you like me now? ;)
You just got a song stuck in my head. I hate you.
I was always the crazy one
I broke into the stadium
And I wrote your number on the 50 yard line
You were always the perfect one
And the valadictorian so
Under your number I wrote "call for a good time"

I only wanted to catch your attention
But you overlooked me somehow
Besides you had too many boyfriends to mention
And I played my guitar too loud.

How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy
Standin here today?
I couldnt make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in your radio
How do you like me now?

When I took off to Tennessee
I heard that you made fun of me
Never imagined I'd make it this far
Then you married into money girl
Aint it a cruel and funny world?
He took your dreams and tore them apart.

He never comes home
And youre always alone
And your kids hear you cryin down the hall
Alarm clock starts ringin
Who could that be singin
Its me baby, with your wake up call!

How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy
Standin here today?
I couldnt make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in your radio
How do you like me now?
How Do You Like Me Now by Toby Keith

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:03 am
by loCAtek
Ha ha ha, I live to swerve

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...btw, I might have that tattooed on my butt!

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 1:59 pm
by Sue U
Conspicuous by its absence from the OP's "Top 10" is "Rock Star" (or any other type of musician, for that matter). How do you account for that?

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:06 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Attracting under-age nymphs wasn't a criteria?

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:11 am
by Gob
Here's today's dose of the bleedin obvious...
Abstract

Aim To examine demographic, morbidity, and mortality findings in a population of mountain climbers in New Zealand.

Methods A baseline survey and a 4-year follow-up took place among a population of mountain climbers. The purpose of this survey was to determine the frequency and characteristics of mountain-climbing accidents and to estimate the climbing-related death rate.

Results Forty-nine climbers enrolled in the study. Baseline findings revealed that 44 (90%) climbers had been involved in the sport for more than 5 years and 23 (47%) climbers had been involved in a total of 33 accidents. At 4-year follow-up, results were available on 46 (94%) climbers. There were nine further accidents and four deaths from climbing misadventure.

Conclusion Mountain climbing is associated with a high risk of serious injury and mortality.

http://www.nzma.org.nz/journal/118-1208/1249/

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:40 am
by Sean
Who would've thunk it? :o

Re: Did I tell you I'm a rock climber?

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:33 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
I knew a guy who fell to his death while rock climbing.