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Make Bradford British

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:18 pm
by Gob
Take the test!

You scored 13/24 54%
Government guidelines require a score of 75% or above to pass.
You are not eligible for UK citizenship
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Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:27 pm
by Lord Jim
10 of 24.... 42%...

I guess I don't even qualify to be Cornish....

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:33 pm
by Gob
What, you don't want your own resurected language?

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:01 pm
by Rick
I only scored 10/24 but I also told them I was from Wales...

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:10 pm
by Crackpot
11/24

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:38 am
by Sean
keld feldspar wrote:I only scored 10/24 but I also told them I was from Wales...
That's an automatic disqualifier.

You should've said you were from Somalia.

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:43 am
by dales
38%

Can't have any firearms there, why would I want to live there?

plus, they drive on the WRONG side of the road

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:57 am
by BoSoxGal
46% :(


I wouldn't mind living there; they have great TV, fish & chips and curries!

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:10 am
by Sean
Two of the things I miss most from the UK...

Fish & chips and decent curry...

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:12 am
by dales
I would rather remember the place as it was in 1965-'66.

As far as curry and fish and chips are concerned, we have that here in the SF Bay Area.

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:17 am
by Sean
I'd be willing to bet that the chips aren't the same as British fish & chips though Dales... ;)

The only place I've found so far in Oz that does proper chips is a place called Cholmondley Warner's in Brisbane. He had his fryer shipped here from Birmingham! :ok:

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 5:15 pm
by dales
Just curious, do they still wrap that concoction in newspapers?

(YEEECH!)

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 6:02 pm
by Scooter
11/24. But most of the questions were actually stuff that will help people live their daily lives. Makes a whole lot more sense for a citizenship test than asking someone how many supreme court justices they can name.

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:30 pm
by Sue U
11/24. I'm practically Welsh. (Every answer was a WAG.)

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:34 pm
by Gob
Sue gets interviewed on her new nationality

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:39 pm
by Sean
dales wrote:Just curious, do they still wrap that concoction in newspapers?

(YEEECH!)
They still wrap them in paper Dales but newspaper was outlawed for the purpose many years ago.

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 6:32 am
by Andrew D
Scooter wrote:11/24. But most of the questions were actually stuff that will help people live their daily lives.
Yeah.
What’s the minimum age to buy a scratch lottery ticket in the UK?
Because, you know, they won't tell you that when you show up to but the ticket. But, damn! You sure need to know it, if you want to be a British subject.
Where is the Welsh Assembly based?
What city is the capital of Nebraska?
After age 70, drivers’ licences are issued for how many years at a time?
It is a matter of deep concern that immigrants in their twenties know this.

Really.

It matters.
True or False: The Huguenots came to Britain in the 16th and 18th centuries to escape famine in France.
True or False: Everyone who left Britain for the US did so in order to escape Britain.
What percentage of the UK’s ethnic minorities live in London?
What percentage of the US's Polynesian restaurants are in Manhattan?
True or False: Work permits for non-EU nationals to work legally in the UK are issued by the Department of Work and Pensions.
True or False: Your driver's license is issued by the same government agency as is your car registration.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:01 pm
by Jarlaxle
bigskygal wrote:46% :(


I wouldn't mind living there; they have great TV, fish & chips and curries!
You used to live 45 minutes (according to Mapquest) from great fish & chips! When you were in Fall River, you were exactly 32 miles from Ye Olde English Fish & Chips in Woonsocket, RI. :ok

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:49 pm
by Econoline
9/24, and most of the answers I gave were guesses. (On one of the early questions I tried thinking about it for a few seconds and was marked wrong for using too much time.) After I finished my reaction was much the same as Andrew's. It seemed more like a game of Trivial Pursuit than a realistic citizenship test. Why so many random statistics and percentages?

Re: Make Bradford British

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:59 pm
by Gob
Useful things to know?