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http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.

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( I wonder how many citizens by birth could pass the VERY SIMPLE test?)

I got one wrong (on the federalist papers) but some of the questions just kept repeating.

I got bored after answering 20 questions, I got one wrong.

Pretty simple quiz!

All the more reason you should move here.

Geez, shorten the links for the poor folk reading on phones!

I went through them all.

I must be in then.

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bigskygal wrote:Geez, shorten the links for the poor folk reading on phones!

I don't know how to do that.

Perhaps a conspiracy by the govt. to weed out all those on mobile devices?

Dales;

[url=http:\\www.ultrafuckinglongwebsitelink.co.uk]this is how[/url]

I missed most of them and the website generated for me a one way ticket to Australia.

Yup, but you'll have to pass the cricket questions when you get here.

Gob wrote:Pretty simple quiz!

Perhaps because most -- not all, but most -- of the questions pertain to things which actually matter.

Unlike, say, the minimum age for buying scratch lottery tickets.

Oh, wait ....

@ dales

I got this: http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.

...but which one's the quiz?

Do I have to take it when my family's been here for eons before the white man?

Andrew D wrote:

Gob wrote:Pretty simple quiz!

Perhaps because most -- not all, but most -- of the questions pertain to things which actually matter.

Wrong, most of them are totally irrelevant to an immigrant moving to a new country.

Whereas;

Unlike, say, the minimum age for buying scratch lottery tickets.

Knowing which would help a young person to stay on the right side of the law.


Funny? Dale's link doesn't take you to the test any more.

Try this one, Gob.

Here it is!

It's a long URL, though

loCAtek wrote:
Do I have to take it when my family's been here for eons before the white man?

Not if you're here legally.

My ex has her green card, though she's not a citizen and never intends to be as far as I know.

This fact has always stuck in my craw.

Thanks Dales, mind if I fix the link for you?

Please do, Gob.

I may have posted this b4 but when I took my US cit test before buggering off to SA, the tester was himself a naturalized US cit from England. I think he asked me what the colour of the flag was (red, white and magenta - 2 out of 3 is a pass) and then we spent a nice time chatting about real football. So that test worked out all right though there was nothing about Tottenham in the "example" test on-line

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MajGenl.Meade wrote:So that test worked out all right though there was nothing about Tottenham in the "example" test on-line

Those questions are reserved for identifiable members of the Yid Army.