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A special treat for Lord Jim
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:10 pm
by kristina
Re: A special treat for Lord Jim
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 6:43 pm
by Lord Jim
Okay well, this is obviously a put on...
Here's the giveaway:
Leonard Cohen Live In London
"Leonard Cohen
Live..."?
Really, KQED?
Everybody knows Cohen hasn't been "Live" for at least 3 decades....His promoters just tote his corpse around from venue to venue, prop him up and play recordings...It's the concert tour equivalent of
Weekend At Bernies....
It's easy to pull off because he was so unanimated even when he had a pulse that the audience can't tell the difference. (Of course the fact that most of them are so old they can barely see or hear helps too.)
Nice try KQED, but April Fools Day was four months ago....
Re: A special treat for Lord Jim
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:44 pm
by Gob
Re: A special treat for Lord Jim
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:03 pm
by The Hen
A treat for Jim?
OK!
Re: A special treat for Lord Jim
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:31 pm
by Lord Jim
Seeing as we're treating Jim!
Good
God...
TWENTY CHANNELS OF CRICKET?!?!? 
Oh, the humanity!!!
There
must be something in The Geneva Conventions about that.....
Could I please be water boarded instead?
Re: A special treat for Lord Jim
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:15 pm
by Crackpot
that way they can finish a game in 3 hours
Re: A special treat for Lord Jim
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:56 am
by rubato
emphysema (Cohen) vs alzsheimers (Reagan's last 20 years).
tough call.
W.F. Buckley in his last days showed that emphysema can produce dementia. Nasty.
So glad that Reagan promoted smoking among children. Aren't we? Just so glad. And he made a pile killing kids with cigarettes, a total pile.
yrs,
rubato
Re: A special treat for Lord Jim
Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:38 am
by Lord Jim
he made a pile killing kids with cigarettes, a total pile.
Well, he had to have
something to do with his time when he wasn't busy encouraging people to blow up federal buildings...
BTW rube, have you signed up for that remedial math course yet so you can try to avoid having your ass handed to you quite so often?
Or maybe you could save some money by just hiring some junior high school kid to help you out...(Of course the problem there is that they might not have the patience to deal with such a slow learner...your best bet might be to check out what special ed resources are available in Santa Cruz.... )
