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Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:31 am
by Gob

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 1:45 am
by Guinevere
I've been having trouble sleeping again, thanks for the reminder . . . . . . .

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:16 am
by dales
You're too late, the NFL season has already commenced.

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 2:58 am
by Gob
Guinevere wrote:I've been having trouble sleeping again, thanks for the reminder . . . . . . .

Tennis over?

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:24 am
by MajGenl.Meade
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Timmy: Cricket is a tremendously exciting sport..... you can't do it, so you mock it
Jeff: OK fine, so we'll call it "America vs.....".... whatever other crappy countries play cricket?
Timmy: The rest of them

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:03 pm
by Lord Jim
That looks like a guy who broke into a sporting goods store, and then decided to model everything he was able to grab while the police alarm was going off....

Football helmet, hockey goalie shin guards, golf sweater, baseball bat.....

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:07 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Hey Gob! Australia retrieved a little T20 honour today! 74 all out - sensational!

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:10 pm
by Gob
Yep, caught the highlights of that on the TVs at the gym. Warner hammered them.

Pakistan have really slipped over the past decade. Me and Hen saw them in a one day match against Aus at Sydney, and left before the end. Woeful.

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:26 am
by loCAtek
Only one good use for a cricket bat-


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Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:23 pm
by rubato
Is it "shark week" again?

yrs,
rubato

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:37 pm
by dales
:mrgreen:

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:49 pm
by Beer Sponge
Lord Jim wrote:That looks like a guy who broke into a sporting goods store, and then decided to model everything he was able to grab while the police alarm was going off....

Football helmet, hockey goalie shin guards, golf sweater, baseball bat.....
Looks more like a sporting goods store barfed!!! :barf :nana

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:09 am
by rubato
MajGenl.Meade wrote:Image

Timmy: Cricket is a tremendously exciting sport..... you can't do it, so you mock it
Jeff: OK fine, so we'll call it "America vs.....".... whatever other crappy countries play cricket?
Timmy: The rest of them
That cute little sweater is just Darling! Those enORmous pads must be a great help when he's down on his knees so much ...


yrs,
rubato

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2012 12:40 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
Pakistan have really slipped over the past decade.
Mjust be all the drone attacks as only drones can watch the "sport". :nana

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 9:51 pm
by Lord Jim
I believe I've sorted it out...

This guy, in his mix-and-match athletic gear...

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Isn't trying to portray an actual sport....

He's a prop comic! :D

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:45 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
(sigh) No! Props play rugby

oh genade!

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2012 8:00 am
by Gob
dales wrote:You're too late, the NFL season has already commenced.

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Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:52 am
by MajGenl.Meade
I think 10m 43s is rather optimistic. I happen to know that the Browns spend only 2m 3s per game on offense and the opposition spends less than 3m when the Browns defend. I blame Kansas City for upping the average so much.

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 5:54 am
by rubato
MajGenl.Meade wrote:Image

Timmy: Cricket is a tremendously exciting sport..... you can't do it, so you mock it
Jeff: OK fine, so we'll call it "America vs.....".... whatever other crappy countries play cricket?
Timmy: The rest of them
Actually if it were not for India and Pakistan, those cultural trend-setters of the sub continent, the number of cricket-playing countries weighted by population would be too small to measure.

Can I hear you say "suicide bomber"! Give it up!


yrs,
rubato

Re: Remember to set your TV recorders!!

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:21 am
by Gob
rubato wrote:
Actually if it were not for India and Pakistan, those cultural trend-setters of the sub continent, the number of cricket-playing countries weighted by population would be too small to measure.
Just wanted to save the gem above, one of mathematical retarded inanity, for posterity....
Today, there are 30,000 registered players and about 200,000 people who play cricket of some sort at weekends, says Don Lockerbie. Throw in an estimated 15 million fans, 950 clubs and 48 leagues, and the game probably hasn't been this healthy since that famous match in 1844.