Give your baby the X-Y factor!

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Gob
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Give your baby the X-Y factor!

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Give your baby the X-Y factor!

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It's a hoax.

But even if it weren't, who knows how they define "celebrity". You could end up with the sperm from Honey Boo Boo's father.
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Oh Scoot! You could have let it play out longer... :D

(Click on my link in the OP.)
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I had heard it was a hoax when I was watching The Talk earlier. But the idea that someone would have thought this would attracted potential customers is in itself a sad commentary.
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You could end up with the sperm from Honey Boo Boo's father.
Or Kato Kaelin....

Or Jamie Farr....
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