Pineapple petrol

[Gob]

During a recent Sunday service at Rabboni Center Ministries in Pretoria, pastor Lesego Daniel claimed he could turn petrol into pineapple juice and proceeded to allow members of the congregation to drink from a bottle that appeared to contain the flammable fuel.



His attempt to demonstrate his “miraculous” power (filmed and made public) in front of the congregation involved one of the church members pouring petrol into a basin and igniting it to prove that it’s flammable (and therefore not juice).

After that, the first demonstrator sips the “juice,” after which members of the congregation came forward, some dancing and moving around frantically as they gesture to have some of the liquid from the bottle given to them.

The first demonstrator was asked by the pastor how he felt, and in response he coughed before saying: “It has lot of fumes but I don’t have any side effects.”

Daniel, holding the bottle, then gives several members a sip and asks them if it’s nice.

The service which was held on 31 August 2014, was recorded and uploaded onto YouTube this week, with a cautionary warning saying; “the level of anointing is not the same. If you cannot turn water into wine please do not try this.”

According to MedlinePlus, a service of the U.S National Library of Medicine, the poisonous ingredients found in petroleum can be very harmful if consumed or inhaled.

The poisonous ingredient found in petrol is a class of chemicals called hydrocarbons.

Hydrocarbons contain only hydrogen and carbon. Other examples of hydrocarbons are benzene and methane.

If swallowed or inhaled symptoms can include the following: breathing difficulty, throat swelling, pain, vision loss, abdominal pain, vomiting (possibly with blood), collapse, low blood pressure, convulsions, depression, dizziness, a feeling of being drunk (euphoria) and seizures.

If petrol is swallowed it can cause serious harm according to MedlinePlus, it can cause damage to the linings of the mouth, throat, esophagus (food pipe), stomach, and intestines. If gasoline (petroleum) gets into the lungs (aspiration), serious and possibly permanent lung damage can occur.

It is advised that any person who has swallowed petroleum should seek medical attention as soon as possible as it is extremely dangerous.

Earlier this year, members of Daniel’s church ate grass having been told that it would rid them of their sins and heal them of any ailments they may have had.

Several attempts at contacting Daniel for comment proved unsuccessful.

[Lord Jim]

The article doesn't say anything about people getting sick, so presumably the Rev pulled a switcheroo...

[TPFKA@W]

He's got things turned around a bit. An overdose of pineapple juice will cause gas though.

[Crackpot]

Or it could have been ethanol.. Pinae schnapps perhaps?

[rubato]

Water to wine, wine to blood, gas to pineapple juice. It's the same old con.

"count your change before leaving the alter rail, no corrections will be made after leaving the alter rail."


Yrs,
Rubato

[MajGenl.Meade]

No, go for the obvious. It was petrol and the clueless zombies who promote these kinds of "preachers" just sipped a little petrol, knew it was petrol and lied about it because they are nucking futs.

The same kinds of people kiss the rim of the arsehole T B Joshua who killed way more than the 44 (at least 115) reported at first with his slipshod church construction, false "christianity" and lying evasions of truth:

Preacher links Nigerian church collapse to plane
15 September 2014 Last updated at 22:34 BST

Rescuers in Nigeria are continuing the search for survivors among the rubble of a collapsed church building in Lagos.

At least 40 people died after the guesthouse for members of the Synagogue Church of All Nations collapsed on Friday.

Well-known preacher TB Joshua has released CCTV footage showing the moment of the collapse to journalists, saying it was linked to a small plane that was seen flying overhead shortly before the building fell.

Apparently I get angry about these kinds of thing....

[oldr_n_wsr]

Moonshine.
Flammable and drinkable (even if you dilute it down with pineapple juice).
Or did Crackpot say this already?