Meade, what are you up too?

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Meade, what are you up too?

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Pastor who can 'cure AIDS' claims to have 'removed a woman's vaginal warts using his holy shoe'



Pastor Zendile Andries November of Victorious Faith Ministries in Bloemfontein, South Africa, spoke to the woman who is in his congregation.

He spoke into a microphone and asked the woman, who has not been named, whether she had 'pimples on her vagina'.

She replied 'yes, pastor' and he quickly informed the congregation what he planned to do in order to help her.

A man then shouted out: 'Tell her to hurry home!'

The pastor told TMG Digital: 'The woman came to me about pimples on her vagina.

'This made it impossible for her to sleep with her husband. Because the problem was on her private part I decided to use the shoe rather.

'I believe in miracles and God uses anything to heal.'

He added: 'Most of them come back negative' and those that are positive I encourage them to have faith and continue to pray for them.

'I specialise in deliverance for those who are demon possessed' spiritual husbands and diseases.'
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Gob wrote:
Pastor who can 'cure AIDS' claims to have 'removed a woman's vaginal warts using his holy shoe'
Hallelujah! Praise God.
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He believes in healing soles?

And heeling souls? Was it a lace-up shoe because they have tongues and perhaps can speak in 'em too?

They don't like it upper!
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Doc Marten ?

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Shoes of the Fisherman, perhaps?
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dr sholes ?

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or is he just pussyfooting around?

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Holey shoes...

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I always wondered what pope Benedict saw in those curly slippers......

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They're for hemorrhoids.

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... this is what happens to shoes that cure warts

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Can't believe no one has posted this:

GAH!

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:lol:
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