Prayer in School

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Econoline
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Prayer in School

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Hey Kids!

I have some marvelous news. Not sure if you've heard or not but the Supreme Court said its OK for you guys to openly practice Satanism in your school. You should probably perform religious rituals to show your gratitude. This stupendous religious decision also includes Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Taoism, Wiccan, Pastafarians, African traditional religions, Chinese folk religions, Native American religions Baha’i faith, Jainism, Sikhism, Shintoism, Taoism, Tenrikyo and Zoroastrianism to name just a few.

Show your support of your favorite God by praying as much as you'd like. Your class and teacher are a captive audience so make it good!


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That one is hard for me to figure. I have not seen the actual text.

But Econoline 'and others' category--Does it include Rastafarian? That would give whole new meaning to old phrase "Smoke if you got 'em"

And there is always my favorite--Pastafarian

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If you're searching for a god (or gods) to worship, I suggest one check out the Discworld pantheon as enumerated in the writings of Sir Pterry Pratchett. His novel, "Small Gods", is a good starting point.

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Thanks BB for that reference. I just went over to Amazon and I was surprised--this is highly valued in the open marketplace. The lowest priced used was going for more than the Kindle version

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