Bog standard blasphemy

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Early in March, little drops of water began to drip from the feet of the statue of Jesus nailed to the cross on the church of Our Lady of Velankanni, down on to Mumbai's unlovely Irla Road.

Hundreds began to flock to the church to collect the holy water in little plastic bottles, hoping the tears of the son of god would sanctify their homes and heal their beloved.

Sanal Edamaruku, the eminent rationalist thinker, arrived at the church a fortnight after the miracle began drawing crowds. It took him less than half an hour to discover the source of the divine tears: a filthy puddle formed by a blocked drain, from where water was being pushed up through a phenomenon all high-school physics students are familiar with, called capillary action.

For his discovery, Mr. Edamaruku now faces the prospect of three years in prison — and the absolute certainty that he will spend several more years hopping between lawyers' offices and courtrooms. In the wake of Mr. Edamaruku's miracle-busting Mumbai visit, three police stations in the capital received complaints against him for inciting religious hatred. First information reports were filed, and investigations initiated with exemplary — if unusual — alacrity.

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God, save us from your idiot believers.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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WHAT I UNDERSTOOD...

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... was that it was actually urine, and not tears. But I could be wrong. Commenting on this type of shit always gets me into trouble. People need to believe anything they feel will support their belief system regardless how ignorant, preposterous, or silly.
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sounds like basic anatomy was their problem you don't cry out you feet. though it probably wouldn't go over as well if they said Jesus was wetting his pants.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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:funee:
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They should install a coin-operated tap.

"Fleecing the foolish" Sometimes I think its wrong, sometimes I think its god's special purpose for my life.


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Are you admitting to thievery?
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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Inciting religious hatred. Once again, the stupidity of hate crimes in revealed in spades.

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keld feldspar wrote:Are you admitting to thievery?
I would say it is more like education. Adult education.


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It's ok to steal as long as it's termed "education".

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keld feldspar wrote:It's ok to steal as long as it's termed "education".

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Steal? Who is talking about stealing? You are offering a choice. They can put coins in the machine and buy some 'magic holy water' or they can not do so. Now it may be wicked to promote religion and the belief that magic holy water is effective in some way but I would never suggest doing that. Only a religious kook would do that.

No Libertarian could possibly find anything morally questionable about it.

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rubato wrote:They should install a coin-operated tap.

"Fleecing the foolish" Sometimes I think its wrong, sometimes I think its god's special purpose for my life.


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Those were your words.
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You'll have to forgive rube Keld....

He probably doesn't know what "fleecing" means....




ETA:

Now I wonder if someone is going to leap in here to try to insist that "fleecing" can also mean "educating"..... :D
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