Astrophysicist Philosophy

[Gob]

Well, she is a master baiter.

[Sean]

Bazinga!

[PMS Princess]

oh nice one! I'm still have the giggles from an earlier post. You guys made my day!

[loCAtek]

Who isn't of that persuasion ?

[dales]

I'm slowly going blind.

NEW YORK — A vibrator giveaway that attracted long lines in New York City came to an abrupt end when the city told the promoters to pack it up.

The Trojan condom company set up "Pleasure Carts" on Wednesday in two Manhattan neighborhoods, and were set to give away 10,000 vibrating sex toys. Nearly 300 people had lined up at each of the hot-dog-style carts.

According to the New York Post, the giveaway was interrupted when a city representative told the promoters to shut down because of crowds.

One of those on line, Melody Henry, grumbled that Mayor Michael Bloomberg "doesn't want anyone to have fun. You can't have a giant soda, You can't have a vibrator."

The city says the promotional event could resume at a later date with proper permits

[Big RR]

Well that's Bloomberg for you; let those women have vibrators and they'll get ideas that maybe they can do more than stay home and lactate. They might even ask about infant formula, and that'll lead to no good. Hell, they'll be eating foods fried in oil with trans fats before the year's out.

Glad they have him to protect them from themselves.

[Joe Guy]

Excessive use of vibrators is the defining characteristic of the affluent.

[Grim Reaper]

The New York Post had a pretty good time writing the story about the giveaway.