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As said; "you have to laugh.."
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Like I said, Christianity... the clue is in their name...dgs49 wrote:Well...
I seem to recall that there is one "American" church that kinda sorta claims that all its adherents are "saints." LDS stands for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day SAINTS, eh?
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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that's sort of like calling Christian scientists... Scientists.
...Or christians for that matter.
...Or christians for that matter.
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Christian means 'follower of Christ'. It doen't specify that they have to be good at it...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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SO by that logic they are in fact scientists?
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Only if they are 'a person who studies or practises any of the sciences or who uses scientific methods'.
Just because they fulfill one definition doesn't logically mean that they fulfill the other.
Just because they fulfill one definition doesn't logically mean that they fulfill the other.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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So completely missing the point but calling themselves one works in one case but not the other?
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No, they qualify as Christians because they are followers of Christ.
Maybe their penchant for spiritual healing can be qualified as science... it's not really for me to say.
Maybe their penchant for spiritual healing can be qualified as science... it's not really for me to say.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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By what standard? Their say so?
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Are you referring to the Christian bit or the Scientist bit CP? 
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Either. Both really.
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Okey doke...
The Christian bit: AFAIK you don't need any formal certification to be a Christian. Thinking that Jesus was a pretty cool dude and saying "I'm a Christian dontcher know?" is usually all one needs. So to answer your question, yes. Their say so is enough.
As I said, it's not so cut and dried on the Scientist bit. IMO, spiritual healing is at best a pseudo-science and at worst a nasty scam. Others may (and I'm sure will) disagree and I'll leave it to people's own discretion whether they see them as Scientists or not.
The Christian bit: AFAIK you don't need any formal certification to be a Christian. Thinking that Jesus was a pretty cool dude and saying "I'm a Christian dontcher know?" is usually all one needs. So to answer your question, yes. Their say so is enough.
As I said, it's not so cut and dried on the Scientist bit. IMO, spiritual healing is at best a pseudo-science and at worst a nasty scam. Others may (and I'm sure will) disagree and I'll leave it to people's own discretion whether they see them as Scientists or not.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Muslims think Jesus was a pretty cool dude does that make muslims Christians?
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If they also say "I'm a Christian dontcher know?" or words to that effect then yes!

Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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So now you're back to I am cause I say so.
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I never left it! People decide for themselves whether they are Christians or not.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Why is following the tenets put forward by one the standard for one but a simple "I said so" suitable for the other?
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(BTW X-tain Scientists operate on the idea that science works because the material world doesn't exist anyway.)
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Big RR wrote:
Well if you buy each group's ability to say who is and who is not a saint, would think it would mean very little which group has the most saints. .
Which is what I clarified in the follow-up post;
Meaning: there may be many Holy persons (Saints) out there that the RCC realizes it may not have recognized.loCAtek wrote:
Also, the Church doesn't make one a Saint; it merely recognizes the Holy person.
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Being a follower of Christ is the only tenet you have to follow in order to be termed a Christian so they are following the tenets.Crackpot wrote:Why is following the tenets put forward by one the standard for one but a simple "I said so" suitable for the other?
ETA: Unless of course there are further qualifications that I am unaware of... Do you know of any CP?
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
