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Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 9:01 pm
by BoSoxGal
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:38 pm
by Lord Jim
Stopped it after seven seconds when I saw "Made by the creators of
The Atheist's Ally app for android"...
I don't think a bunch of smarmy hell-bound heathens have much to tell me about whether or not I'm going to Heaven...
If I
do go, the one thing I can be
certain of is that I won't be running into any of
them...
(Except maybe as they're passing me on the "down" escalator...
)
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 10:43 pm
by Gob
I'll wave as I pass, Jim....
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:08 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
I made it to about 3:16
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:32 pm
by BoSoxGal
It's the Bible. The Word of God.
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 11:54 pm
by Lord Jim
Gob wrote:I'll wave as I pass, Jim....
Except of course that won't happen...
Because as we have both sensibly decided, we're just going to "say no" to death...
Not on the cards...I just don't see the advantage to it really...I'm opting out...
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:01 am
by Gob
Entropy Jim, it'll even get me and thee eventually.
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:05 am
by Joe Guy
Like you two, I used to think I'd live forever. Now there are times when I think I've already lived forever.
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:10 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Post as wesw a few more times...
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:33 am
by Guinevere
Where is your partner in crime, our very own Tigger?
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:39 am
by Lord Jim
Gob wrote:Entropy Jim, it'll even get me and thee eventually.
Yes, I suppose when the universe collapses back in on itself several billion years from now, that
will be tough to avoid...
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 12:47 am
by BoSoxGal
You could be hit by an asteroid any day, Jim.
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:03 am
by Lord Jim
I suppose when the universe collapses back in on itself several billion years from now, that will be tough to avoid...
But the way I look at that, is that it gives me a
considerable amount of time to plot an escape route...
ETA:
And people accuse me of being a pessimist...
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:25 am
by MajGenl.Meade
I had asteroids once.
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:42 am
by Joe Guy
You took a steroid suppository?
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:37 am
by Lord Jim
Joe Guy wrote:You took a steroid suppository?
That would explain so much...
Re: Are you going to Heaven? You might want to check . . .
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 10:01 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Don't asteroids circle Uranus? Or was that just toilet paper looking for Klingons?