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The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 7:44 pm
by Scooter
Let's bring a little bit of Saudi Arabia to the U.S., sounds like a peachy idea:
“Dr. John Hagee, the founder and senior pastor of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, not only agrees with what the Good Book says, but also takes the faith to a level of fanaticism. Speaking exclusively with Newslo, Hagee stated that “in this world of crimes and deaths that surround us, a simple blasphemy does not get that much attention when it should.”

“Saying the Lord’s name in vain might seem petite and insignificant compared to some of the things that are going on in the world right now, even in churches all across America,” Hagee elaborated. “But, that’s precisely the problem. If the shepherds of a faith start doing wrong, what is the flock supposed to do? Follow in their footsteps? I don’t think so. The flock needs to get its bearings and start thinking for itself.”

The pastor reprimanded: “But, nowadays you have people committing sin everywhere you look, including Houses of God, which are the holiest of places.”

Asked how the situation could be bettered, Hagee replied: “Well, we’d have to start with ourselves, as with everything in life. If you’re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name.”
I have to ask - it's "filthy" only when women do it, but not when men do it? :loon :loon :loon

Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:20 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
What an odd-ball! How on earth does he know that women and girls (?) are even doing this terrible thing? One supposes it must be from watching movies. (Shame).

Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:23 pm
by Scooter
And something else I have to ask, how does he know that they are taking the Lord's name in vain and are not, in fact, giving praise and thanks to the Almighty for the miracle of that wondrous orgasm which God designed and made possible?

Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:46 pm
by TPFKA@W
Religion hates women.

Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:51 pm
by Joe Guy
OMG

Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:10 pm
by Lord Jim
This seemed so off-the-wall that my hoax meter immediately started clanging....

Apparently this ain't so:
FACT CHECK: Does John Hagee, founder of the Cornerstone Church, want to prosecute women who say God's name during intercourse?

Claim: John Hagee, founder of the Cornerstone Church, wants to prosecute women for saying God's name during intercourse.

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Origins: On 15 June 2015, the entertainment web site Newslo published an article reporting that John Hagee, founder of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, has called for the prosecution of women who utter the Lord's name during sexual intercourse:
Dr. John Hagee, the founder and senior pastor of the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, Texas, not only agrees with what the Good Book says, but also takes the faith to a level of fanaticism. Speaking exclusively with Newslo, Hagee stated that “in this world of crimes and deaths that surround us, a simple blasphemy does not get that much attention when it should."

“Well, we’d have to start with ourselves, as with everything in life. If you’re asking about my personal opinion, there is no greater sin in terms of wrongly using God’s name than women who use it during sex. That is one of the filthiest, most derogatory and sinful uses of the Lord’s name I can think of. If it were up to me, I would put every single woman or girl who does that in jail. That would be a fine example of God’s wrath aimed at what is, in my opinion, a terrible misuse of our Maker’s good name.”
Articles on Newslo typically include a mixture of truth and fiction. In fact, at the top of the article entitled "John Hagee Calls for Prosecuting Women Who Say God’s Name During Intercourse” are two buttons allowing readers to highlight the portions of text that include facts:

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When the "Show Facts" button is pressed on this Newslo article, the portions of text referring to the taking of the Lord’s name in vain and the Ten Commandments are highlighted, while the above-displayed quote from John Hagee was not.

In addition to the "Show Facts / Hide Facts" buttons, Newslo also bears a disclaimer warning readers about the fictitious information included in several of its articles:
Newslo is the first hybrid News/Satire platform on the web. Readers come to us for a unique brand of entertainment and information that is enhanced by features like our fact-button, which allows readers to find what is fact and what is satire.
http://www.snopes.com/lords-name-in-bed/

Apparently this story has been picked up by other websites that failed to do due diligence and reported as fact...

A check of Newslo.com revealed (among other things) a "news story" with the headline:
Rubio: “God Killed Those Gays In Orlando To Signal He Needs Me Back In The Senate”
I wonder how many supposed "information" sites are treating that one as fact... :roll:

Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:20 pm
by Scooter
Oh well, my stupid. Whoever does these is good at fooling people, because if you've ever heard him, it sounds like something he would say.

Now that one by Rubio even I managed to figure out to be a joke.

Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 9:46 pm
by Lord Jim
it sounds like something he would say.
That's what makes for effective satire... 8-)

Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 10:57 pm
by Bicycle Bill
I don't have to worry about anybody in my bedroom getting busted for that...... :cry:
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Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:33 pm
by Joe Guy
Don't feel bad. Take comfort in the old fabrication that size doesn't matter.

Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:52 pm
by Bicycle Bill
Joe Guy wrote:Don't feel bad. Take comfort in the old fabrication that size doesn't matter.
It's more a case of having lead in the pencil but no one to write to.   :(
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Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 11:33 am
by wesw
2 words, BB......

BS gal......

oh, and scooter was dishonestly presenting something?


Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:12 pm
by Bicycle Bill
wesw wrote:2 words, BB......

BS gal......
Not sure what you mean by that, and I'm not too sure I want to know.
However, it's all in how BSG takes it, and if she tears you a new one you had it coming.
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Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:20 pm
by Burning Petard
I guess I will have to add Newslo to my bookmark list. I have lost track of how many times a story in The Onion has been picked up by mainstream news as real.

Re: The blasphemy police will soon be at your bedroom door

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:00 pm
by Lord Jim
Not sure what you mean by that, and I'm not too sure I want to know.
That's a very frequent and typical reaction to a wesw post Bill...

In fact it's probably only second to "I can't believe anybody would actually say that" on the list reactions one has when reading one of his posts...