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Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 3:58 am
by Gob
Pastor who can 'cure AIDS' claims to have 'removed a woman's vaginal warts using his holy shoe'
Pastor Zendile Andries November of Victorious Faith Ministries in Bloemfontein, South Africa, spoke to the woman who is in his congregation.
He spoke into a microphone and asked the woman, who has not been named, whether she had 'pimples on her vagina'.
She replied 'yes, pastor' and he quickly informed the congregation what he planned to do in order to help her.
A man then shouted out: 'Tell her to hurry home!'
The pastor told TMG Digital: 'The woman came to me about pimples on her vagina.
'This made it impossible for her to sleep with her husband. Because the problem was on her private part I decided to use the shoe rather.
'I believe in miracles and God uses anything to heal.'
He added: 'Most of them come back negative' and those that are positive I encourage them to have faith and continue to pray for them.
'I specialise in deliverance for those who are demon possessed' spiritual husbands and diseases.'
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:08 am
by RayThom
Gob wrote:Pastor who can 'cure AIDS' claims to have 'removed a woman's vaginal warts using his holy shoe'
Hallelujah! Praise God.
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:07 am
by MajGenl.Meade
He believes in healing soles?
And heeling souls? Was it a lace-up shoe because they have tongues and perhaps can speak in 'em too?
They don't like it upper!
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:05 pm
by wesw
Doc Marten ?
Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:45 pm
by RayThom
Shoes of the Fisherman, perhaps?
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:30 pm
by wesw
dr sholes ?
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:35 pm
by Big RR
or is he just pussyfooting around?
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:44 pm
by Joe Guy
Holey shoes...
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to Big RR]
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 6:48 pm
by wesw
I always wondered what pope Benedict saw in those curly slippers......
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:36 pm
by Big RR
They're for hemorrhoids.
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:02 am
by MajGenl.Meade
... this is what happens to shoes that cure warts
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 6:03 pm
by Sue U
Can't believe no one has posted this:
Re: Meade, what are you up too?
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:15 am
by BoSoxGal
