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The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:07 am
by RayThom
With limited reading of the bible except for the Douay–Rheims version I'm wondering how close this quick interpretation might be.
The TL;DR Edition Of All 66 Books Of The Bible
http://babylonbee.com/news/tldr-edition-66-books-bible/
Re: The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 9:46 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Re: The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 7:31 pm
by Sue U
Okay, that's pretty funny.
Re: The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 10:31 pm
by Burning Petard
They could have at least mentioned Hosea begins with the worst marriage advice ever. Really!
snail
Re: The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:30 am
by BoSoxGal
Re: The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:24 pm
by Big RR
I have to love that assessment of the gospels.
Re: The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:50 am
by rubato
"Family Prays At McDonald’s, Food Miraculously Transforms Into Chick-Fil-A"
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rubato
Re: The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:19 pm
by Sue U
Burning Petard wrote:They could have at least mentioned Hosea begins with the worst marriage advice ever. Really!
snail
What do you have against sex workers?
Re: The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:54 pm
by Big RR
Re: The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:30 pm
by Sue U
Just remember that Rahab was a biblical heroine and (some say) ancestor of Jesus.
Re: The Bible... Condensed
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:43 pm
by Big RR
Well she was a heroin because she knew when to switch sides, and her experience as a prostitute made her pragmatic at the very least. Now whether she is the Rachab in Matthew 1:5 (one of the "begats"), who knows? But when you look that this is the lineage of joseph who was not Jesus' biological father, I guess it really doesn't make that much of a difference.