How Christians Should Engage in Politics
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2019 3:19 am
Since the early days of the Christian church, believers have disagreed with each other over how to engage in the political sphere. Some believe we should separate ourselves from the process entirely, while others think it's healthy for Christians to be active in politics. In this edition of Weekend Wisdom*, we'll walk you through a few ideas for how you can remain faithful to your beliefs while being a positive influence on the political process.
Also, we'll teach you how to own the libs.
One popular approach to engaging in politics is to completely abandon your Christian faith and put your loyalty to party first. This is a great tactic because it shows people what you really love: guns, MAGA hats, and even more guns. When you're screaming your head off at the next Trump rally about making America great again, you're also being a great witness to those around you. They can see that you love Jesus so much that you're willing to set Him aside for a few minutes to proclaim the gospel of Republicanism.
(This works for liberal-leaning Christians, too, if you can even call them "Christians." Just yell stuff about social justice and forget Jesus even existed while you try to bring about peace and harmony by your own efforts).
Other Christians take the opposite route: separating themselves from politics entirely, usually by moving to a remote compound in Idaho and hoarding all the guns. The truly hardcore will blast off in a spaceship in search of a new home, perhaps a long-lost colony in the far reaches of space. This option is great for introverts, too---just never talk to anyone, tell them to leave you alone, and claim it's your Christian duty to remain separate from the refuse of the world.
But probably the most important thing to remember while fighting your political battles is that your job is to own the libs. Every time you make liberals feel like dirt, an angel gets its wings and then flies off to terrorize more libs. It's a beautiful, vicious circle. Don't bother trying to display the Christian virtues of compassion and gentleness: instead, let the libs have it with your brutal hot takes and savage dunks on Twitter.
Remember: they will know we are Christians by how many libs we own.
* https://mailchi.mp/babylonbee/the-babyl ... n-politics
Also, we'll teach you how to own the libs.
One popular approach to engaging in politics is to completely abandon your Christian faith and put your loyalty to party first. This is a great tactic because it shows people what you really love: guns, MAGA hats, and even more guns. When you're screaming your head off at the next Trump rally about making America great again, you're also being a great witness to those around you. They can see that you love Jesus so much that you're willing to set Him aside for a few minutes to proclaim the gospel of Republicanism.
(This works for liberal-leaning Christians, too, if you can even call them "Christians." Just yell stuff about social justice and forget Jesus even existed while you try to bring about peace and harmony by your own efforts).
Other Christians take the opposite route: separating themselves from politics entirely, usually by moving to a remote compound in Idaho and hoarding all the guns. The truly hardcore will blast off in a spaceship in search of a new home, perhaps a long-lost colony in the far reaches of space. This option is great for introverts, too---just never talk to anyone, tell them to leave you alone, and claim it's your Christian duty to remain separate from the refuse of the world.
But probably the most important thing to remember while fighting your political battles is that your job is to own the libs. Every time you make liberals feel like dirt, an angel gets its wings and then flies off to terrorize more libs. It's a beautiful, vicious circle. Don't bother trying to display the Christian virtues of compassion and gentleness: instead, let the libs have it with your brutal hot takes and savage dunks on Twitter.
Remember: they will know we are Christians by how many libs we own.
* https://mailchi.mp/babylonbee/the-babyl ... n-politics