Plan B Forum

-"BB"-

And the coyote doesn't understand how the road runner can run into his painted picture on the rock, while he just goes splat.

Nicked!!

A genuine optimist sees the glass as half-full



A genuine realist sees the glass as half-full or half-empty; same thing really



A true pessimist knows the glass is empty because one of those two bastards will drink it first

The pedant will see it as completely full half of air and half with water

And the next pedant will dispute the makeup of the content.

An optimistic realist who is also a pessimistic pedant is happy to see a glass with water in it but believes the water is contaminated and is sure that someone either chose the wrong size glass or underestimated the amount of water required for a glass of its size.