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The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 2:31 am
by Scooter
From today's edition of You Can't Fix Stupid:

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Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 2:57 am
by TPFKA@W
Name it Thumbelina?

Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 3:19 am
by Joe Guy
I always suspected there were consequences to masturbating and I couldn't put my finger on it.

Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:00 am
by TPFKA@W
The only consequence of masturbation is a healthier prostate. Keep on fapping.

Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:18 am
by Scooter
Doesn't seem to have worked for me.

Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:34 am
by Bicycle Bill
The day I pay attention to what any televangelist — Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or even one of the FSM sect — has to say is gonna be the same day the devil installs air conditioners in hell.
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Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 6:38 am
by MajGenl.Meade

Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:10 am
by Gob
TPFKA@W wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:00 am
The only consequence of masturbation is a healthier prostate. Keep on fapping.
I'm not going to be in the company of my lovely wife for a year, I've now got a right arm like Arnold had in his prime. (Nearly reached the end of porntube too.)

Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 11:29 am
by Bicycle Bill
Gob wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 8:10 am
TPFKA@W wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:00 am
The only consequence of masturbation is a healthier prostate. Keep on fapping.
I'm not going to be in the company of my lovely wife for a year, I've now got a right arm like Arnold had in his prime.
(Nearly reached the end of porntube too.)
Apropos of nothing, that would make for an interesting audience-participation thread .... "What sort of porn do you get off to?"
And the ladies could play too.
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Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 1:40 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
I think he means Thomas Arnold

Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 7:42 pm
by Joe Guy
Or Arnold Palmer.

Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 9:40 pm
by Crackpot
So those 72virgins are just a bunch of hand jobs?

Or is it just one?

Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:27 am
by TPFKA@W
Scooter wrote:
Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:18 am
Doesn't seem to have worked for me.
For optimal benefits one should use the non-dominant hand on odd days and when using the the dominant hand on even days the thumb should be positioned near the scrotum. Wash hands thoroughly before and after. Don’t use generic tissues for clean up. Keep us updated on your progress.

Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:41 am
by Long Run
Who knew there was so much involved in this subject. Cue up the scene from Old School?


Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 7:48 am
by Gob