I always suspected there were consequences to masturbating and I couldn't put my finger on it.
Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:00 am
by TPFKA@W
The only consequence of masturbation is a healthier prostate. Keep on fapping.
Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:18 am
by Scooter
Doesn't seem to have worked for me.
Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:34 am
by Bicycle Bill
The day I pay attention to what any televangelist — Christian, Jewish, Muslim, or even one of the FSM sect — has to say is gonna be the same day the devil installs air conditioners in hell.
The only consequence of masturbation is a healthier prostate. Keep on fapping.
I'm not going to be in the company of my lovely wife for a year, I've now got a right arm like Arnold had in his prime. (Nearly reached the end of porntube too.)
The only consequence of masturbation is a healthier prostate. Keep on fapping.
I'm not going to be in the company of my lovely wife for a year, I've now got a right arm like Arnold had in his prime. (Nearly reached the end of porntube too.)
Apropos of nothing, that would make for an interesting audience-participation thread .... "What sort of porn do you get off to?"
And the ladies could play too.
For optimal benefits one should use the non-dominant hand on odd days and when using the the dominant hand on even days the thumb should be positioned near the scrotum. Wash hands thoroughly before and after. Don’t use generic tissues for clean up. Keep us updated on your progress.
Re: The afterlife must have a LOT of babies
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:41 am
by Long Run
Who knew there was so much involved in this subject. Cue up the scene from Old School?