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Be careful whom you invite into bed with you

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:29 am
by Scooter
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If you think that her words were twisted to make her look ridiculous, listen to her own words. It sounds even more whacked out when she tells it.

Re: Be careful whom you invite into bed with you

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:24 am
by Big RR
If you were an alien who could imitate anyone tp have sex with their wife/girlfriend, would you waste time trying to have sex with her?

Re: Be careful whom you invite into bed with you

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:24 am
by Scooter
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Be careful whom you invite into bed with you

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:35 am
by BoSoxGal
Big RR wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:24 am
If you were an alien who could imitate anyone tp have sex with their wife/girlfriend, would you waste time trying to have sex with her?
If male aliens are much like male Homo sapiens, yup.

Re: Be careful whom you invite into bed with you

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 3:41 am
by Big RR
Point taken, but she'd still be at the end of a very long line.

Re: Be careful whom you invite into bed with you

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 7:47 am
by MajGenl.Meade
Well, if it could only impersonate her husband . . . limited choice, right pigs?

Re: Be careful whom you invite into bed with you

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:42 pm
by ex-khobar Andy
I'm a bit unclear on Xerxes' role in all this. He is generally thought to have been a Good Chap; although after his death his reputation suffered a bit because he was bad-mouthed by Alexander the Great.

Re: Be careful whom you invite into bed with you

Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:43 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Well apparently "other Derek" answered her refusal to believe that he was "real Derek" by then claiming to be Xerxes, which she seems to think was a bit of a stretch!

From the Newsweek report :lol: :lol:
One Twitter user wrote: "It happens. Who among us hasn't pulled their husband's face off to find a horny reptilian?"
https://www.newsweek.com/christian-prea ... an-1652867

Re: Be careful whom you invite into bed with you

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 4:41 am
by MGMcAnick
Wow! Unfortunately there are other nut jobs out there who believe her.
Maybe she was married to Xerxes all along, and never knew it until that fateful night. Those darned lizard people. A lady just can't trust them.

Re: Be careful whom you invite into bed with you

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2021 3:25 pm
by Big RR
ex-khobar Andy wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 1:42 pm
I'm a bit unclear on Xerxes' role in all this. He is generally thought to have been a Good Chap; although after his death his reputation suffered a bit because he was bad-mouthed by Alexander the Great.
Maybe it was another Xerxes, no relation?