This happens to me all the time . . .

[ex-khobar Andy]

The pastor of a mega church in Chattanooga was surprised when some parishioners called around and found him in his boxers along with one of his workers who was wearing only a towel. Apparently they had been making chili when it splashed on them and they had to disrobe in order to wash their clothes. I just hate when that happens.

Pastor Smith will be spending some time with God. Word of advice to God: if he's making chili again, stand well back.

[Sue U]

Apparently they had been making chili when it splashed on them and they had to disrobe in order to wash their clothes. I just hate when that happens.

Worse, while their clothes were washing, she slipped and fell, landing right on the pastor's penis! How embarrassing for both of them!

[BoSoxGal]

It’s crazy how often errant penises fall into innocent vaginas - you’d almost think they were made to do that.

[MajGenl.Meade]

Best quote in the Mail article. The parishioners didn't fall for the chili story because

'I don't think none of us was that dumb'

leaving open the question . . .

[BoSoxGal]

[Long Run]

I just made a white bean and chicken chili, and I can tell you that if you aren't careful with the chipotle pepper you can end up with a road to Damascus religious experience.

[Joe Guy]

It sounds like you may have had a sudden insight that made you radically change your briefs.

[ex-khobar Andy]

Is that the burning bush thing? I know you can get the ring of fire with a well-made chili, and I suppose that's in the neighborhood.

[Bicycle Bill]

Is that the burning bush thing? I know you can get the ring of fire with a well-made chili, and I suppose that's in the neighborhood.

Inasmuch as femina pubis pilia in humans seems to have become a rarity, I think the 'burning bush' explanation is hair-brained at best.

-"BB"-