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The pastor of a mega church in Chattanooga was surprised when some parishioners called around and found him in his boxers along with one of his workers who was wearing only a towel. Apparently they had been making chili when it splashed on them and they had to disrobe in order to wash their clothes. I just hate when that happens.

Pastor Smith will be spending some time with God. Word of advice to God: if he's making chili again, stand well back.

ex-khobar Andy wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:37 pm

Apparently they had been making chili when it splashed on them and they had to disrobe in order to wash their clothes. I just hate when that happens.

Worse, while their clothes were washing, she slipped and fell, landing right on the pastor's penis! How embarrassing for both of them!

It’s crazy how often errant penises fall into innocent vaginas - you’d almost think they were made to do that.

Best quote in the Mail article. The parishioners didn't fall for the chili story because

'I don't think none of us was that dumb'

leaving open the question . . .

I just made a white bean and chicken chili, and I can tell you that if you aren't careful with the chipotle pepper you can end up with a road to Damascus religious experience.

It sounds like you may have had a sudden insight that made you radically change your briefs.

Is that the burning bush thing? I know you can get the ring of fire with a well-made chili, and I suppose that's in the neighborhood.

ex-khobar Andy wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 25, 2022 8:38 pm

Is that the burning bush thing? I know you can get the ring of fire with a well-made chili, and I suppose that's in the neighborhood.

Inasmuch as femina pubis pilia in humans seems to have become a rarity, I think the 'burning bush' explanation is hair-brained at best.

-"BB"-