For those waiting for the Second Coming

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For those waiting for the Second Coming

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Sure, but what happens two minutes after arrival?

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Burning Petard wrote:
Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:38 pm
Sure, but what happens two minutes after arrival?

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The driver will serve his passenger leftover fish and bread loaves, then ask him where he's going.

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You'd think 2000 years after the last time he was here, he'd give you time to get your shoes on.

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The Son of God HAS already arrived.

It's just that after what happened last time, I didn't want to bring too much attention to myself.    :nana
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False prophet. He wouldn't drive an Elantra. The scriptures clearly state that they were all in one Accord.

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I'm thinking he'll send his sister first, just to shake things up a bit.
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eddieq wrote:
Tue Feb 08, 2022 1:29 pm
False prophet. He wouldn't drive an Elantra. The scriptures clearly state that they were all in one Accord.
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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I was going to say that the Messiah would be environmentally conscious enough to drive an electric car or a hybrid, but yours is better.
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