Sure, but what happens two minutes after arrival?
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For those waiting for the Second Coming
For those waiting for the Second Coming
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're on the menu."
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Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming
The driver will serve his passenger leftover fish and bread loaves, then ask him where he's going.Burning Petard wrote: ↑Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:38 pmSure, but what happens two minutes after arrival?
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Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming
You'd think 2000 years after the last time he was here, he'd give you time to get your shoes on.
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Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming
The Son of God HAS already arrived.
It's just that after what happened last time, I didn't want to bring too much attention to myself.
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It's just that after what happened last time, I didn't want to bring too much attention to myself.
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming
False prophet. He wouldn't drive an Elantra. The scriptures clearly state that they were all in one Accord.
Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming
I'm thinking he'll send his sister first, just to shake things up a bit.
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Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
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Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming
I was going to say that the Messiah would be environmentally conscious enough to drive an electric car or a hybrid, but yours is better.
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