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For those waiting for the Second Coming

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:34 pm
by Scooter
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Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming

Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:38 pm
by Burning Petard
Sure, but what happens two minutes after arrival?

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Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 1:18 am
by Joe Guy
Burning Petard wrote:
Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:38 pm
Sure, but what happens two minutes after arrival?

snailgate
The driver will serve his passenger leftover fish and bread loaves, then ask him where he's going.

Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 4:30 am
by ex-khobar Andy
You'd think 2000 years after the last time he was here, he'd give you time to get your shoes on.

Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 7:39 am
by Bicycle Bill
The Son of God HAS already arrived.

It's just that after what happened last time, I didn't want to bring too much attention to myself.    :nana
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Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 1:29 pm
by eddieq
False prophet. He wouldn't drive an Elantra. The scriptures clearly state that they were all in one Accord.

Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 2:15 pm
by Big RR
I'm thinking he'll send his sister first, just to shake things up a bit.

Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 2:38 pm
by BoSoxGal
eddieq wrote:
Tue Feb 08, 2022 1:29 pm
False prophet. He wouldn't drive an Elantra. The scriptures clearly state that they were all in one Accord.
:lol:

Re: For those waiting for the Second Coming

Posted: Tue Feb 08, 2022 4:29 pm
by Scooter
I was going to say that the Messiah would be environmentally conscious enough to drive an electric car or a hybrid, but yours is better.