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Prayer in School
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:26 pm
by Econoline
Hey Kids!
I have some marvelous news. Not sure if you've heard or not but the Supreme Court said its OK for you guys to openly practice Satanism in your school. You should probably perform religious rituals to show your gratitude. This stupendous religious decision also includes Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Taoism, Wiccan, Pastafarians, African traditional religions, Chinese folk religions, Native American religions Baha’i faith, Jainism, Sikhism, Shintoism, Taoism, Tenrikyo and Zoroastrianism to name just a few.
Show your support of your favorite God by praying as much as you'd like. Your class and teacher are a captive audience so make it good!
(Stolen from
The Bitchy Pundit, on Facebook.)
Re: Prayer in School
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 8:58 pm
by Sue U
Re: Prayer in School
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2022 9:35 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Re: Prayer in School
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 12:32 am
by Burning Petard
That one is hard for me to figure. I have not seen the actual text.
But Econoline 'and others' category--Does it include Rastafarian? That would give whole new meaning to old phrase "Smoke if you got 'em"
And there is always my favorite--Pastafarian
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Re: Prayer in School
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 3:07 am
by Bicycle Bill
If you're searching for a god (or gods) to worship, I suggest one check out the Discworld pantheon as enumerated in the writings of Sir Pterry Pratchett. His novel, "Small Gods", is a good starting point.
-"BB"-
Re: Prayer in School
Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2022 11:42 am
by Burning Petard
Thanks BB for that reference. I just went over to Amazon and I was surprised--this is highly valued in the open marketplace. The lowest priced used was going for more than the Kindle version
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