A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Hanukkah stamps?"
The post office clerk says, "What denomination?"
"Oy vey!" the woman says, "has it come to this? OK, give me 16 Orthodox, 22 Conservative, and 12 Reform."
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Happy Hanukkah to those on this board who observe the Festival of Lights.
-"BB"-
Hanukkah starts at Sunset this coming Sunday (Dec. 18th).
- Bicycle Bill
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Hanukkah starts at Sunset this coming Sunday (Dec. 18th).
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
- Sue U
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Re: Hanukkah starts at Sunset this coming Sunday (Dec. 18th).
Not my favorite holiday for a whole bunch of reasons, but here's a lovely version of a song traditionally associated with it (Banu Hoshech, "We come to chase away the darkness"):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaTCaWV3x9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaTCaWV3x9Y
GAH!