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Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:21 am
by Gob
Early in March, little drops of water began to drip from the feet of the statue of Jesus nailed to the cross on the church of Our Lady of Velankanni, down on to Mumbai's unlovely Irla Road.

Hundreds began to flock to the church to collect the holy water in little plastic bottles, hoping the tears of the son of god would sanctify their homes and heal their beloved.

Sanal Edamaruku, the eminent rationalist thinker, arrived at the church a fortnight after the miracle began drawing crowds. It took him less than half an hour to discover the source of the divine tears: a filthy puddle formed by a blocked drain, from where water was being pushed up through a phenomenon all high-school physics students are familiar with, called capillary action.

For his discovery, Mr. Edamaruku now faces the prospect of three years in prison — and the absolute certainty that he will spend several more years hopping between lawyers' offices and courtrooms. In the wake of Mr. Edamaruku's miracle-busting Mumbai visit, three police stations in the capital received complaints against him for inciting religious hatred. First information reports were filed, and investigations initiated with exemplary — if unusual — alacrity.

http://sanaledamaruku.blogspot.in/

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 3:56 am
by BoSoxGal
God, save us from your idiot believers.

WHAT I UNDERSTOOD...

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:01 pm
by RayThom
... was that it was actually urine, and not tears. But I could be wrong. Commenting on this type of shit always gets me into trouble. People need to believe anything they feel will support their belief system regardless how ignorant, preposterous, or silly.

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:00 pm
by Crackpot
sounds like basic anatomy was their problem you don't cry out you feet. though it probably wouldn't go over as well if they said Jesus was wetting his pants.

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 9:24 pm
by Gob
:funee:

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:21 pm
by rubato
They should install a coin-operated tap.

"Fleecing the foolish" Sometimes I think its wrong, sometimes I think its god's special purpose for my life.


yrs,
rubato

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:31 pm
by Rick
Are you admitting to thievery?

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:38 pm
by Big RR
Inciting religious hatred. Once again, the stupidity of hate crimes in revealed in spades.

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:09 am
by rubato
keld feldspar wrote:Are you admitting to thievery?
I would say it is more like education. Adult education.


yrs,
rubato

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:57 pm
by Rick
It's ok to steal as long as it's termed "education".

Thanks.

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:14 am
by rubato
keld feldspar wrote:It's ok to steal as long as it's termed "education".

Thanks.
Steal? Who is talking about stealing? You are offering a choice. They can put coins in the machine and buy some 'magic holy water' or they can not do so. Now it may be wicked to promote religion and the belief that magic holy water is effective in some way but I would never suggest doing that. Only a religious kook would do that.

No Libertarian could possibly find anything morally questionable about it.

yrs,
rubato

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:21 am
by Rick
rubato wrote:They should install a coin-operated tap.

"Fleecing the foolish" Sometimes I think its wrong, sometimes I think its god's special purpose for my life.


yrs,
rubato
Those were your words.

Re: Bog standard blasphemy

Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:40 am
by Lord Jim
You'll have to forgive rube Keld....

He probably doesn't know what "fleecing" means....




ETA:

Now I wonder if someone is going to leap in here to try to insist that "fleecing" can also mean "educating"..... :D