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Christian Porn
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:03 am
by Gob
Welcome to the home of the Christian Porn movement.
Our mission is to clean up that which is currently known as "pornographic"
videos, movies, or films. All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by
heterosexual married Christian couples. As acts of procreation they are not immoral, illicit, or dirty, but expressions of love between
husband and wife, who are in love with each other exclusively. None of the acts are unnatural or adulterous. We feel the viewing of anexpression of love shared by a married man and woman is one of the most beautiful and natural gifts bestowed to us by God.
Praise God, brothers and sisters.
Re: Christian Porn
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:22 am
by Joe Guy
Porn again Christians.
Re: Christian Porn
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 2:49 am
by Crackpot
Looked at that sight and I almost threw up.
Especially when I got to the "favorite titles" part.
Re: Christian Porn
Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:06 am
by Rick
Did you click on home?
It's a joke...
Re: Christian Porn
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:30 pm
by Sue U
Some comedian friends of mine (no, seriously, they are professional stand-up comics) came up with the "Christian porn" joke about a dozen years ago. Obviously, it's not that unique a concept. We had a good laugh, and I think they worked it into a movie screenplay they were writing at the time. (Also included was a scene in which someone is pitching a movie idea for a dramatic biopic of Moe Howard, envisioning Harvey Keitel or Robert DeNiro in the lead: "Think of it as Raging Stooge." I was on the floor larfing for days.)
"CUM FORTH AND MULTIPLY"...
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 5:28 pm
by RayThom
... Genesis 1:1-31-
XXX
Fill thy mortal vessel with thy spirit, my Lord, Jesus Christ. Oh, God... OOH, God... OOOH, OOOH GOD!!! HALLELUJAH... Thank you, Jesus.
http://vimeo.com/62233528
I could surely regain my religion with the prayers and nurturing support of any one of these fine, young, tender, female, disciples of the Lord. Christian porn will save us all.
Re: Christian Porn
Posted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:01 pm
by Gob
Bree Daniels could convert me!